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Old 02-11-2004, 05:44 PM   #1
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Default Penis Tax

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male
penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is
hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20%
of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the
hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both
nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2004 your penis will be taxed according
to size. The brackets are as follows:

10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30.00
8"- 10" Pole Tax.............$25.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15.00
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under
4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRS

*****NOTE***** We are still waiting for answers for the
following questions:

- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's
penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a
corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work
clothes? - Is there an additional tax if you are not
circumcised?
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Old 02-12-2004, 02:21 AM   #2
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haha hahah aha haa hah

oh **** aha haha
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Old 02-12-2004, 02:38 AM   #3
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Default i cant afford the penis tax

damnit capitol gains for me, first the weed get expensive, now i cant afford this penis either.
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Old 02-12-2004, 03:01 AM   #4
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i get a refund
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Old 02-12-2004, 03:17 AM   #5
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Old 02-12-2004, 03:38 AM   #6
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lol, you guys are funnier than the joke! You have my sympathy tho, thank god my boobs aren't taxed!
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Old 02-12-2004, 04:25 AM   #7
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mine are
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with honey
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Old 04-19-2004, 09:37 PM   #8
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mine's taxed

with whipcream
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Old 04-19-2004, 10:03 PM   #9
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Hahaha that joke was hillarious. Even funnier yet, this has turned into a thread with the girls of the 420-lounge saying waht they want on their boobs My kinda thread ahahhaha
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Old 04-24-2004, 03:35 AM   #10
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i agree jebus, im gettin that craving for sweets right now




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