Suetaz

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........




" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

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djweed

three blondes are out walking and they find some tracks on the ground. The 1st one says, "oh they're rabbit tracks". The second says, "no silly they're bear tracks". They were still arguing tn minutes later when the train hit them.

Dj

Barker

LOL

Classic, still makes me laugh

Good blonde joke aswell

legaliseit

Two blondes on a bridge are fighting over the name of a river.

BLONDE1: It's the nile going under this bridge..

BLONDE2: No it's not, it's the missisipi..

BLONDE1: Well then i'll jump off and go look!..

BLONDE2: fine..

So the blonde jumps off and about an hour later returns, bruised and broken.

BLONDE2: So?? What was it? the nile??

BLONDE1: nope..

BLONDE2: so it was the missisipi??

BLONDE1: nope..

BLONDE2: then what is it????

BLONDE1: it is the freeway

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TANJ3113

Green Side Up!



A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."

The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an off blue."

Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"

This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color. And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!"

Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?" The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."

portablefriend

"Laying sod across the street."

I dont personally get that one...

haha nice joke though!

peace,

`pf

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thewrightshara

umm i dont get it either but....it was prolly funny for the people who arent retarded

idr

lol blondes cant live with um cant live without um.... sigh*

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anonymity

You need to know what sod is.
A section of grass-covered surface soil held together by matted roots; turf.
In other words, the blondes were so stupid that they were putting it with the grass side down and the roots side up. It's funny 'cause they're stupid.

Blitzed King

u guys didnt get the blondes laying down sod across the street? on the OTHER side of the street, on a lawn. lol
weiisky did a good job telling u what sod was....