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Joke #1

Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to
throw a hand grenade from the plane, then jump.

The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the
grenade out and jumps. He lands and sees a little boy crying
and asks "what's the matter"? The boys says "my dog just blew
up!"

The American tosses the grenade, jumps and when he lands he
sees a little girl crying. She tells him, "my cat just blew
up!"

The Pollack tosses, jumps and lands. He sees this Redneck
laughing his head off. "What so funny, asks the Pollock?"

The Redneck replies - "I just farted and my house blew up!"



Joke #2

One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God
was and wasn't.

He said "God is neither white, nor black. God is neither male
nor female."

After hearing all this, a curious 5 year old turned to his dad
and asked -"Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"

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