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02-17-2004, 05:14 AM
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|  One joke What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice!  |
 
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03-17-2004, 07:34 PM
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|  Q:Wana hear a joke?... A:Womens rights Q:Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman? A:The back of my hand.
__________________ Consequences dictate a course of action... It doesen't matter what's right, it's only wrong if you get caught. - tool |
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03-17-2004, 08:23 PM
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| Q: Why do women have small feet? A: So they can get closer to the sink On a freezing cold night two farmers are standing in a cow barn. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".  |
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03-18-2004, 12:04 AM
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| Why did Helen Keller have trouble driving? Because she was a woman! |
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03-24-2004, 08:52 PM
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| Q:How do you punish helen keller? A:Put a plunger in the toiler Q:What do you give a blind deaf mute with no arms or legs for christmas? A:Cancer |
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03-31-2004, 12:52 PM
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| You can belittle women but I can't belittle black people. **** You. It's all or none. I can make fun of everyone or no one.
__________________ "In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality, was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense. And what was terrifying was not that they would kill you for thinking otherwise, but that they might be right. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable what then?" |
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03-31-2004, 10:44 PM
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| LOL **** you too, i was just sayin why you couldnt say that word. 
__________________ Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine. You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish...Laughing lady living lover. Ooo you sassy frassy lassie Find me the skull of Haile Sellase, I...Give me shoes so I can tapsy Tap all over this big worldTake my hand you ugly girl |
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04-02-2004, 12:11 AM
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| I was talking to whoever got rid of my ****** joke. |
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05-07-2004, 12:37 AM
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|  Sickest jokes i kno What's the difference btw a porche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porche in my garage What's worse than a bin-full of dead babies? A live one underneath What's worse? It eating its way out What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit What's red and sits in the corner? a baby with razor blades What's green and sits in the corner? Same baby, six weeks later What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A quadriplegic in a housefire Why did the pervert cross the road? Couldn't get his knob out of the chicken  |
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05-10-2004, 10:56 PM
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| What do you call a dog with no legs? It don't matter it wont come anyway. What's worse than ten dead babies in a bucket? One dead baby in ten buckets. How do you make a cat bark like a dog? Set it alight........WOOOOF!  How do you make a dog meow like a cat? Use the chainsaw mmmeeeeeeeoooowwwwwww! that's all from me folks, i'm here all week, autographs at the door, only one at a time please. DOH!  |
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