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Old 02-17-2004, 05:14 AM   #1
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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, she's already been told twice!
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Old 03-17-2004, 07:34 PM   #2
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Q:Wana hear a joke?...


A:Womens rights


Q:Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman?


A:The back of my hand.
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Old 03-17-2004, 08:23 PM   #3
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Q: Why do women have small feet?
A: So they can get closer to the sink

On a freezing cold night two farmers are standing in a cow barn. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".
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Why did Helen Keller have trouble driving?
Because she was a woman!
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Old 03-24-2004, 08:52 PM   #5
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Q:How do you punish helen keller?

A:Put a plunger in the toiler



Q:What do you give a blind deaf mute with no arms or legs for christmas?

A:Cancer
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Old 03-31-2004, 12:52 PM   #6
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You can belittle women but I can't belittle black people. **** You.

It's all or none. I can make fun of everyone or no one.
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Old 03-31-2004, 10:44 PM   #7
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LOL **** you too, i was just sayin why you couldnt say that word.
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Old 04-02-2004, 12:11 AM   #8
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I was talking to whoever got rid of my ****** joke.
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:37 AM   #9
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Exclamation Sickest jokes i kno

What's the difference btw a porche and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a porche in my garage

What's worse than a bin-full of dead babies?
A live one underneath

What's worse?
It eating its way out

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit

What's red and sits in the corner?
a baby with razor blades

What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, six weeks later

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A quadriplegic in a housefire

Why did the pervert cross the road?
Couldn't get his knob out of the chicken

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Old 05-10-2004, 10:56 PM   #10
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What do you call a dog with no legs? It don't matter it wont come anyway.

What's worse than ten dead babies in a bucket? One dead baby in ten buckets.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog? Set it alight........WOOOOF!

How do you make a dog meow like a cat? Use the chainsaw mmmeeeeeeeoooowwwwwww!

that's all from me folks, i'm here all week, autographs at the door, only one at a time please.

DOH!
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