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This guy was walking down the beach one day when he stumbled across this lamp. He was wiping some sand off of the lamp and a genie popped out and told him he had one wish, she's to old to be giving out 3 wishes anymore. So the guy said that him and his wife like rum so she tells him she can make him pee rum. He says ok, so she grants his wish and goes back in the bottle. The guy goes home and tells his wife to get 2 shot glasses so she does and he pee's in them and tells her to taste it, she says "I'm not drinking that!" But he assures her its rum so she tastes it and sure enough its rum. The next day the guy comes home and says "Honey quick! get 1 shot glass!" She says "Why just one?" He replies "Tonight your drinking from the tap!"

Sorry for the off-topicness but I heard that today and laughed my @ss off.

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