Puns - Page 2

Center · 05-29-2004, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by macphearsome

Here's a couple of puns, and jokes based on puns.
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A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings in this bar".

So the piece of string, feeling dejected

, walks out of the bar.

But then he has an idea.

He ties himself into a knot, and ruffles up his hair. He then walks back into the bar. The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I just threw out of here?".

The piece of string says "No, I'm a frayed knot"

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My family is terrible when it comes to puns. Here's a few examples.
My sister asks my dad, "Hey dad, are you making yams for dinner tonight?"
My dad responds. "I yam"

My chemistry teacher was explaining equilibrium: "Think of equilibrium as a toilet. It's at a certain level, then you add stuff to it. To make it reach a new equilibrium, you have to flush."
I said, "Mister Gill, that was a crappy analogy"

Please share your own puns.

heheheh, that first joke is pretty funny dood.

sideoftheroad · 05-29-2004, 03:26 PM

lol frayed knot, love it

The Wongs, a couple living in Manilla, had been trying to have a child for years. One day Mrs. Wong found out she was pregnant, to her husband's joy. When she finally gave birth they were all surprised that the baby had white features. Now during this time there were American GI's stationed in Manilla, so Mr. Wong was very suspicious. He talked to the village elder and showed him his child and asked if it was possible that he was the father. The village elder observed the child intently and replied 'I'm sorry, but two Wongs don't make a White.'

lol I hope I told it right, read it like 10 years ago from this ancient 'Book of Puns' owned by my grandfather

imported_the evil itch · 05-30-2004, 06:21 PM

omg!! racist racist !! ehehehehehehehe! oh what a laugh. (hey im a chink its coo)

Speshull_Ed! · 06-17-2004, 09:26 AM

Some Bacon, eggs, and toast walk into the bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

my god that's lame.

letsgethigh · 07-26-2004, 04:28 AM

about the equilibrium pun i dont get it could somebody explain

anonymity · 07-27-2004, 05:22 AM

Are you serious? The pun talked about toilets. Then he said the analogy was "crappy". Toilets have crap in them. Jeez.

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05-30-2004, 06:21 PM	#3
imported_the evil itch New Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 25 Grams: 1,771.60 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	omg!! racist racist !! ehehehehehehehe! oh what a laugh. (hey im a chink its coo)

06-17-2004, 09:26 AM	#4
Speshull_Ed! New Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 94 Grams: 1,791.25 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Some Bacon, eggs, and toast walk into the bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast." my god that's lame.

07-26-2004, 04:28 AM	#5
letsgethigh New Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3 Grams: 1,871.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	about the equilibrium pun i dont get it could somebody explain

07-27-2004, 05:22 AM	#6
anonymity Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,596 Grams: 4,220.81 Thanks: 0 Thanked 6 Times in 4 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Are you serious? The pun talked about toilets. Then he said the analogy was "crappy". Toilets have crap in them. Jeez.