macphearsome

Here's a couple of puns, and jokes based on puns.
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A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings in this bar".

So the piece of string, feeling dejected , walks out of the bar.

But then he has an idea. He ties himself into a knot, and ruffles up his hair. He then walks back into the bar. The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I just threw out of here?".

The piece of string says "No, I'm a frayed knot"

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My family is terrible when it comes to puns. Here's a few examples.
My sister asks my dad, "Hey dad, are you making yams for dinner tonight?"
My dad responds. "I yam"

My chemistry teacher was explaining equilibrium: "Think of equilibrium as a toilet. It's at a certain level, then you add stuff to it. To make it reach a new equilibrium, you have to flush."
I said, "Mister Gill, that was a crappy analogy"

Please share your own puns.

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