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Old 03-04-2004, 07:49 AM   #1
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Here's a couple of puns, and jokes based on puns.
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A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings in this bar".

So the piece of string, feeling dejected , walks out of the bar.

But then he has an idea. He ties himself into a knot, and ruffles up his hair. He then walks back into the bar. The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I just threw out of here?".

The piece of string says "No, I'm a frayed knot"

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My family is terrible when it comes to puns. Here's a few examples.
My sister asks my dad, "Hey dad, are you making yams for dinner tonight?"
My dad responds. "I yam"

My chemistry teacher was explaining equilibrium: "Think of equilibrium as a toilet. It's at a certain level, then you add stuff to it. To make it reach a new equilibrium, you have to flush."
I said, "Mister Gill, that was a crappy analogy"

Please share your own puns.
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Old 03-06-2004, 05:20 PM   #2
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[quote=macphearsome]Here's a couple of puns, and jokes based on puns.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Not Puns! Is there anything more evil?
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:53 AM   #3
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Unhappy my gawd they're horrible

My boyfriend's aunty lives near a gourd farm and every time his parents drive past it they make the "oh my gourd" joke. Sets the hairs bristling on my neck everytime... eew
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Old 05-08-2004, 02:07 AM   #4
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I hate puns...........terrible and vile............
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Old 05-08-2004, 02:33 AM   #5
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IMO Quick witty puns are ok. But for the most part puns are lame.
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Old 05-09-2004, 06:06 AM   #6
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......haha, interesting.
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:35 PM   #7
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I dunno if dis is a pun or watevr...

A frog walks into a bank manager's office and asks for a loan. He claims that

he is the son of Mick Jagger. So the manager calls up Paddywhack, his

assistant, and sez,

"With a knick-knack, Paddywhack,
Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling Stone".
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:21 PM   #8
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fromthe chinese store, i love the roast pork puns. mmmm
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OH it hurts IT HURTS! My gawd these puns burn my poor cultured sense of humour... and strangely aides my feelings of hunger for pork buns.... why could this be ...?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:57 PM   #10
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hahaha, thats very punny!!
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