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One day St. Peter came to work and he said he wasn't gonna let anyone come into heaven today unless they died very tragic deaths. Well when he got to work there were already 3 guys standing there. He asked the first guy,
so why are you here, how did you die. He says, well I had been suspecting that my wife had been cheating on me for some time now. One day I came home early from work and my wife was kinda jumpy at everything I said. So I searched the house and everything seemed to be ok until I went out onto the
balchony, there I saw 2 hands hanging over the railing. So I went up to him and broke all his fingures, and still he didnt fall. So I went and grabbed a hammer and smashed his hands, and he fell 35 stories down and landed on a bush and didnt die. So I went and grabbed the fridge and dropped it on him and crushed him. I got so worked up that I died of a heart attack. St. Peter said geez go right in. Well the 2nd guy comes up and was like well, I was doing my workout and the 36th floor of my apartment building when all the sudden I tripped and fell. I thought I was gonna fall 36 stories to my death but luckily I managed to grab the railing on the 35th floor. Then this man came out and I thought he was going to save me, but to my surprise he started breaking all my fingures. Finally I let go and I fell 35 stories and though I was gonna die. Then I landed in a bush and though I was saved, then I looked up and saw a fridge falling on me, and I got crushed. St. Peter said well holy cow, go right in. Finally the 3rd person comes up and says, Picture this; I was hiding in a refridgerator. End of Joke.

 

SacredJellybean

Hahahaha. I had heard this one before, but I'd forgotten the details. Classic!