MrIMStoned

Ok,

A hot chick, a fat chick, a Canadian and an American are all riding on a train.

Suddenly the train goes into a tunnel and everything becomes pitch black.

[silence] *slap* [silence]

The train comes out of the tunnel and the American is rubbing his cheek.

The Fat chick is thinking the dumb American must have touched the hot chick and she slapped him.
The Hot chick is thinking the dumb American must have tried to touch me and grabbed the fat chick instead and she slapped him.
The American is thinking the dumb Canadian must have touched the hot chick and she slapped him.
And the Canadian is thinking 'I hope we go through another tunnel so i can slap the dumb American again.'

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