MrIMStoned

Ok,

A hot chick, a fat chick, a Canadian and an American are all riding on a train.

Suddenly the train goes into a tunnel and everything becomes pitch black.

[silence] *slap* [silence]

The train comes out of the tunnel and the American is rubbing his cheek.

The Fat chick is thinking the dumb American must have touched the hot chick and she slapped him.
The Hot chick is thinking the dumb American must have tried to touch me and grabbed the fat chick instead and she slapped him.
The American is thinking the dumb Canadian must have touched the hot chick and she slapped him.
And the Canadian is thinking 'I hope we go through another tunnel so i can slap the dumb American again.'

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Plainsman1963

You think you just offended Americans? How about all female beauty and weight challanged?
I am sure I can think of somebody else you have the "possibility" of offending...I just have to get this stick further up my butt.

I'm an American and I thought it was funny.

Bong_hit05

im an american and we deserve to be made fun of more often-because we suck.

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whiplash

LOL nice one

MrIMStoned

As long as we all have a sense of humour about ourselves.

Experience Haze

I agree and smae with white people

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Zodiac Toker

lol funny joke you maple leaf smoking bastard

The Commander

I thought the joke was ok but... what kind of freaking moron are you?

::blazed jae::

This is why Canadian comics will never come anywhere close to the American comedy industry... But it's good to see some Canadians dishing it out the other way, I'm tired of idiots trying to crack on Canadian people, especially when some of the dankest bud is grown in CAN.

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DDButter

I think we suck right now, more the government than anything else. The entire world sees us as assholes because of many many things, specially bush's idiocy. And damnit weed is illegal here