Go Back   Marijuana.com > Games and Fun Stuff > Humor and Jokes
Register FAQ Gaming VB Image Host Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Closed Thread
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-26-2004, 01:24 PM   #1
MrIMStoned
Sr. Member
 
MrIMStoned's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 828
Grams: 1,945.35
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
MrIMStoned has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default Americans probably wont like this joke

Ok,

A hot chick, a fat chick, a Canadian and an American are all riding on a train.

Suddenly the train goes into a tunnel and everything becomes pitch black.

[silence] *slap* [silence]

The train comes out of the tunnel and the American is rubbing his cheek.

The Fat chick is thinking the dumb American must have touched the hot chick and she slapped him.
The Hot chick is thinking the dumb American must have tried to touch me and grabbed the fat chick instead and she slapped him.
The American is thinking the dumb Canadian must have touched the hot chick and she slapped him.
And the Canadian is thinking 'I hope we go through another tunnel so i can slap the dumb American again.'
__________________
"In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it. Not merely the validity of experience, but the very existence of external reality, was tacitly denied by their philosophy. The heresy of heresies was common sense. And what was terrifying was not that they would kill you for thinking otherwise, but that they might be right. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? Or that the force of gravity works? Or that the past is unchangeable? If both the past and the external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable what then?"
MrIMStoned is offline Award MrIMStoned Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Old 03-26-2004, 02:53 PM   #2
Plainsman1963
Advisor
 
Plainsman1963's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 5,059
Groans: 15
Groaned at 5 Times in 5 Posts
Plainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set FootPlainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set FootPlainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set FootPlainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set FootPlainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set FootPlainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set FootPlainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set FootPlainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set FootPlainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set FootPlainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set FootPlainsman1963 Is From The Planet Reputationexxus Where Only Rep Gods May Set Foot
Thanks: 350
Thanked 799 Times in 425 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: -1.000%
Default

You think you just offended Americans? How about all female beauty and weight challanged?
I am sure I can think of somebody else you have the "possibility" of offending...I just have to get this stick further up my butt.

I'm an American and I thought it was funny.
__________________


"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." - Claire Wolfe
Plainsman1963 is offline Award Plainsman1963 Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 03-26-2004, 06:55 PM   #3
Bong_hit05
Jr. Member
 

Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 103
Grams: 1,043.90
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Bong_hit05 has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

im an american and we deserve to be made fun of more often-because we suck.
__________________
People will never know the power of love until they give up the love of power.- Jimi Hendrix R.I.P.
Bong_hit05 is offline Award Bong_hit05 Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 03-26-2004, 07:21 PM   #4
whiplash
Jr. Member
 
whiplash's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 222
Grams: 1,039.60
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
whiplash has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

LOL nice one
whiplash is offline Award whiplash Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 03-26-2004, 09:06 PM   #5
MrIMStoned
Sr. Member
 
MrIMStoned's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 828
Grams: 1,945.35
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
MrIMStoned has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

As long as we all have a sense of humour about ourselves.
MrIMStoned is offline Award MrIMStoned Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Old 03-27-2004, 02:24 AM   #6
Experience Haze
Jr. Member
 
Experience Haze's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 778
Grams: 787.80
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Experience Haze has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bong_hit05
im an american and we deserve to be made fun of more often-because we suck.
I agree and smae with white people
__________________
'scuse me while I kiss the sky

"What happens to a society that equates robbery, rape, and murder with selling someone a safe, nontoxic vegetable?" -Eric Schlosser
Experience Haze is offline Award Experience Haze Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 03-31-2004, 06:49 AM   #7
Zodiac Toker
Banned
 

Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 214
Grams: 35.50
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
Zodiac Toker has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

lol funny joke you maple leaf smoking bastard
Zodiac Toker is offline Award Zodiac Toker Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 04-01-2004, 10:13 AM   #8
The Commander
New Member
 

Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 17
Grams: 327.30
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
The Commander has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bong_hit05
im an american and we deserve to be made fun of more often-because we suck.
I thought the joke was ok but... what kind of freaking moron are you?
The Commander is offline Award The Commander Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 04-01-2004, 11:47 AM   #9
::blazed jae::
Sr. Member
 
::blazed jae::'s Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 1,215
Grams: 2,087.45
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
::blazed jae:: has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

This is why Canadian comics will never come anywhere close to the American comedy industry... But it's good to see some Canadians dishing it out the other way, I'm tired of idiots trying to crack on Canadian people, especially when some of the dankest bud is grown in CAN.
__________________
KBO Club : Kind Buds Only
::blazed jae:: is offline Award ::blazed jae:: Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 04-01-2004, 08:16 PM   #10
DDButter
Jr. Member
 
DDButter's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 231
Grams: 521.50
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
DDButter has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Commander
I thought the joke was ok but... what kind of freaking moron are you?
I think we suck right now, more the government than anything else. The entire world sees us as assholes because of many many things, specially bush's idiocy. And damnit weed is illegal here
DDButter is offline Award DDButter Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Closed Thread



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Just Tested with QF 4.0 And.... Mhoram Urine Testing 6 04-22-2006 01:28 PM
SC: Marion School District 1 gets funds for random drug tests PotShot The Drug War Headline News 6 04-14-2006 07:04 PM
DC: Drugged Driving: Moderate Use of Marijuana Not a Factor in Driving Accidents Buzzby The Drug War Headline News 1 04-14-2006 03:02 PM

New To Site? Need Help?

All times are GMT. The time now is 04:31 AM.


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53