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| Ok it starts off at a Local church, during sunday school.The preacher is rambling on and on about the tribulations, and how satan will return as the antichrist and judge us all.Suddenly, the earth splits open, fire and debris flying everywhere, and a large Demon-Like being climbs its way out of the crevice. all the people presently at the church immediately evacuated.....except for one old man, sitting as if the melodramatic scene had never occured.Satan approaches the man and says:You do not fear me?!And the elderly man looks him directly in the eyes and says:Hell....Im not scared of you;ive been married to your sister for 47 years now. ![]() |
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| that was pretty good, considering some old men do talk that way about their wives.
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| It's coo but does satan have a sister?
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