ThaNarc

A freelance reporter was traveling through the mountians of West VA. looking for any human relation stories he could sell to the newspapers. While riding through a small town he sees an old man sitting in a rocking chair on his porch. Seeing the man wasn't busy and being old probally knew the area well he decided to go talk to him. So he walks up to the old gentlemen and says
"Greetings sir, I'm a freelance writer for the newspapers, do you mind if I ask you some questions?"
The old man says "Sure sonny, go right ahead."
"Well sir, has anything exciting happened in the area recently?"
"Nawh, not really, the last exciting thing to happen around here was when that old goat over there got lost on top of the moutian over there. So I had to call together my kin folk we got good and drunk went up that mountian and screwed that goat alway down." the old man replies.
"Sir my editor would never let me print a story like that. I'm interested in any good human relation stories, do you know any good stories?" the reporter asks.
"Well there was that time a couple years ago my daughter got lost on top of that mountian over there. I called together my kin and we got all loaded up on shine went up that mountian and gangbanged her all the way down.Is that a good story?"
"I'm afraid I can't print that either. If thats a good story then do you know any Sad stories?"
"Well there was that time when I was young and I got lost on that mountian over there.......

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Strolling down the highway with my shoes in my hand, I don’t talk much I’m quite man. Beauty and silence both run deep, and I’m running like crazy while you are asleep. You got news for me, I got nothing for you. Don’t pen your blues on me, just go ahead and do whatever you wish to.
Excerpt from “Quite Man” by John Prine

whiplash

LOL!!!! what an odd joke hahaha

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