Mr.SockPuppets

What do they ask each other?





Dude....do you know how to drive this thing?

Zodiac Toker

lol sux damn dirty joke

Experience Haze

i dont get it...

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"What happens to a society that equates robbery, rape, and murder with selling someone a safe, nontoxic vegetable?" -Eric Schlosser

Zodiac Toker

theyre in a tank

NOT A FISH TANK

a TANK TANK

a M1A2 ABRAHMS TANK

AN AMRY TANK
BOOOOM BOOOM KILL THE ENEMY BOOM

Bong_hit05

no,no,no
they're obviously inside a bong and they are high as hell...thats why they can talk

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theDeBaucher(Y)

two guys walk into a bar.

you'd a thought the second guy would've SEEN it!?

smokinjo

This bear walks in a bar, heads right for the bartender and demands, "HEY YOU!
I WANNA BEER!!!!"
The bartender looks at him and tells him he can't serve bears beer.
This really pissed the ole bear off. The bear stood straight-up reaching 7 feet height.
The bear slammed his huge paws down hard on the bar..Now, Give me a beer!
The bartender once again told the bear that he Could Not serve bears beer.
The bear saw a woman coming closer to him, the bear snapped at the bartender, If you don't give me a beer I'll eat up that female!
The bartender calmly held his ground and said...I'm sorry bear I still can't serve
you no beer.
The bear grabbed the woman and ate every bit of her, turned to the bartender and shouted...NOW YOU STUPID HUMAN, GIVE ME MY BEER!!
The bartender grinned and said to the big bad bear...Bear, you just screwed
up! Matter-o-fact you are fixin to crash out for a long time!
The bear snarled back...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
The bartender replied..................That was a BAR-B*T*H-U-ATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thewrightshara

..................That was a BAR-B*T*H-U-ATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color][/font][/b]
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i dont get it......a barbie? what is up with the stars? im lost help me!!.....

Zodiac Toker

i dont get it......a barbie? what is up with the stars? im lost help me!!.....[/quote]
*sigh*

a bar b1tch you ate

a barbituate

a drug (a downer)

oh D Bauch that's originally a blonde joke btw (it makes it a bit more funny if you replace 2 men with 2 blondes [its still not funny though {saw it in a playboy <this keeps going and going doesnt it >}])

theDeBaucher(Y)

*sigh*

a bar b1tch you ate

a barbituate

a drug (a downer)

oh D Bauch that's originally a blonde joke btw (it makes it a bit more funny if you replace 2 men with 2 blondes [its still not funny though {saw it in a playboy <this keeps going and going doesnt it >}])[/quote]


i know its supposed be a corny joke, same with the fish in a tank.

wanna hear a dirty joke?

- white horse fell in some mud..

they are supposed to be so stupid you chuckle.


this one has to be spoke but it still works.
what do you call a fish without an eye?


- a f_sh (say it fssssshhhhh) it has no "i" instead of no "eye".

supposed to be corny.