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Old 04-27-2004, 04:41 AM   #1
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Default !50 glasses of water..

150 glasses of water walk into a bar.

the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve water here"

And the glasses of water say "Why?"

And the glasses of water shoot the bartender dead.
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Old 04-27-2004, 08:30 AM   #2
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wow either a jerry's kid on acid wrote that joke or its not supposed to be funny

or im just really incredibly stupid and i dont get it.
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Old 10-30-2004, 05:34 AM   #3
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when he says that he doesnt serve water there he means that he doesnt serve to the 150 glasses of water standing there.

I think its supposed to have a western theme or something....with the guns and all donno my
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Is this funny or am i completely missing something? Oh he!! i give ya an A for effort!

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when he says that he doesnt serve water there he means that he doesnt serve to the 150 glasses of water standing there.

I think its supposed to have a western theme or something....with the guns and all donno my
That is what I am thinking ... but still not all that funny ...

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Old 01-10-2005, 11:15 PM   #7
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damn it guys, lol.
wen he says "sorry, we dont serve water", he means 1 thing, but the glasses of water think he means something else:

1. he dose not hav any water to offer to anyone who asks for it, because its a bar, and they just dont hav water in a bar, and
2. the glasses of water thought he meant "i do not searve anyting to glases of water, making him prejadice, making the glasses of water mad, making them kill him


overall, anyway, still a pretty poor joke. but now u get it
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But if that's the joke, then why isn't it just 1 glass of water walks into a bar?
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to throw you off. i duno
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But if that's the joke, then why isn't it just 1 glass of water walks into a bar?
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