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Old 05-10-2004, 04:44 AM   #1
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So, a termite walks into a tavern, and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

LOL....so stupid I had to share it
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:51 PM   #2
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so this rabbit walks into a bar...............stands up and walks into it again!

DOH!
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Old 07-26-2004, 03:58 AM   #3
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So, a termite walks into a tavern, and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

LOL....so stupid I had to share it
i dont get it
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Old 07-27-2004, 04:19 AM   #4
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Haha it took me literally days to get that one, now it's very rewarding. For anyone who doesn't, the termite is asking if the bar itself is tender. Termites eat wood. He's asking if the wood is tender.
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i chuckeled
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Old 10-12-2004, 08:28 AM   #6
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It made me laugh, just not very hard.

A horse walks into a bar.................

What. That's it.
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That took me about... 2 days to get, sadening isn't it?

Haha, nice work though


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