RotiEatter

I'm sitting here, chilling, when I get this idea ...
... just thought it'd be cool if we shared some jokes we thought we're funny as children, like grade school..


Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Knock Knock?

hehe, that's a classic.

I can't think of anything more right now... I keep looking at my un-tied shoe laces, but I don't feel like moving to pull my boot off. hehehe, damn, i'm baked tonight... awesome stuff

mhung420

Don't know if anyone ever used these songs when you were a kid, but here they are.

Yo mama,
yo daddy,
yo greasy, greasy, grand mammy
watch scoobie doo on channel two
gotta big behind like Frankenstein
goes beep beep beep down Sesamee Street

Then the classic cootie remedy

Circle, circle dot dot
now I got my cootie shot

Actually heard my daughter singing the cootie song the other day. Brought a smile to my face.

smokinjo

what's big & red & eats rocks?

a big red rock eater

smokinjo

I over heard one of my three sons singing this just the other day....

"if ya goin up a ladder & ya hear something splatter...diarrea diarrea
if yer sittin in the dirt & ya hear something squirt..diarrea diarrea
if yer ridin in a Chevy & ya feelin somethin heavy...diarrea diarrea
if ya swimmin in the lake & ya see a brown snake..diarrea diarrea"

Gross me out!

Ernesto

beans beans they're good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart
beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

what does a ghost eat?
spooketti

whats black and red and black and red?
a nun falling down the stairs

whats green and goes a thousand miles an hour?
frog in a blender.

god, this is bringing back so many memories.

dead baby jokes
farmers daughter jokes
diareah

man.

ThE_MinOritY

i dont know any jokes but i used to play pranks on people

like this one: i used to hide my grandmothers heart pills
we would both have a good laugh when i did that

and just the other day i hid them again (for old times sake) and i guess she got bored of looking and she just layed down on the floor and took a nap
she must have been really tired because she still hasnt woke up and its been 9 days
but man shes starting to smell, maybe i should wake her up and tell her to go take a shower... nah ill just let her sleep











im kidding settle down, just my twisted mind working its ways

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Minor drug offenders fill your prisons you don't even flinch. All our taxes paying for your wars against the new non-rich - System Of A Down

Ernesto

LMMFAO now, thats some funneh shyte!!

ThE_MinOritY

eh i had a longer, more detailed version written out and i accidently hit the "preview post" button instead of submit, then it took me to the preview post page and i just hit my browsers back button and it was all gone
so i retyped a shorter version cuz i was sick of typing

Weed_Warrior

here's a li'l limerick...

A fly and a flea in a flue,
Were imprisoned so what could they do,
Said the fly,"Let us flee",
"Let us fly", said the flea,
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

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Lo there do I see my Father, Lo there do I see my Mother, my Sisters and my Brothers.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning,
They do bid me to take my place amongst them,
In the halls of Valhalla, Where the Brave may live Forever.

Ernesto

heres another limerik..

there once was a boy from campoo
who washed his hair with shampoo
he sat on the throne, and ate a hambone
and made a big fat doo doo.