Weed_Warrior

What do you call a female with 2 brain cells?
Ans: Pregnant.

Why do women close their eyes when they have an orgasm?
Ans: They cant stand to see a man having a good time.

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Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning,
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Up In Smoke

those arent one liners. they're just regular jokes, the second one is just wierd.
a one liner would be a "yo mama" joke. one where its just ONE line.

Ernesto

no soap, radio

anonymity

Pick up line that only works if woman says the exact right thing, so consider it a joke. Pretty cheesy, though.
Me: Hey, baby. I just got myself a magic watch.
Really hot girl: Really (but in a playful way, because I'm super sexy)
Me: Yeah, and it tells me that you're not wearing any panties.
Really hot girl, now getting a little flustered by my sexy muscles: But I am wearing panties.
Me: Oh, it must be 15 minutes fast.


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, **** dawg. You must be a balla.

imported_the evil itch

oh your conciet is inspiring. I too am sensitive about my enormous dick. (never mind that i'm female, I scored it off ebay)

Center

you guys certainly do have an interesting sense of humor..eheh

imported_the evil itch

Earth Is Full Go Home!!!

Speshull_Ed!

I agree.

A one liner would be more like:

"Women! Can't live with them, can't have heterosexual sex without them!"



(and even that, you might notice is two lines.)