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05-18-2004, 12:30 PM
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|  One liners... (Gender Duel!) What do you call a female with 2 brain cells? Ans: Pregnant. Why do women close their eyes when they have an orgasm? Ans: They cant stand to see a man having a good time. |
 
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05-18-2004, 07:08 PM
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|  those arent one liners. they're just regular jokes, the second one is just wierd. a one liner would be a "yo mama" joke. one where its just ONE line.  |
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05-18-2004, 07:17 PM
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| no soap, radio |
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05-19-2004, 06:48 PM
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| Pick up line that only works if woman says the exact right thing, so consider it a joke. Pretty cheesy, though. Me: Hey, baby. I just got myself a magic watch. Really hot girl: Really  (but in a playful way, because I'm super sexy)Me: Yeah, and it tells me that you're not wearing any panties. Really hot girl, now getting a little flustered by my sexy muscles: But I am wearing panties. Me: Oh, it must be 15 minutes fast. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, **** dawg. You must be a balla. |
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05-22-2004, 01:56 PM
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| oh your conciet is inspiring. I too am sensitive about my enormous dick. (never mind that i'm female, I scored it off ebay) |
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05-29-2004, 03:34 AM
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| you guys certainly do have an interesting sense of humor..eheh |
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05-30-2004, 05:37 PM
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| Earth Is Full Go Home!!! |
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06-17-2004, 08:22 AM
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| Quote:
I agree. A one liner would be more like: "Women! Can't live with them, can't have heterosexual sex without them!" (and even that, you might notice is two lines.) | |
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