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i dont get that first one tho. me >
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Old 06-12-2004, 11:40 PM   #4
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haha thats so funny.
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Hey where did you hear that at? All kinds of people at my school say that, or at least a few I heard have. Off a T.V. show or something?
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Old 06-05-2004, 06:12 AM   #6
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haha.. my bros a big time stoner as well and one day he just told me the joke.. and i thought it was funny .. thats weird u mention it b/c I like in NY and u in friggin Idaho ... wow.. word travells fast
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Okay whats funny about this story is the fact that when you havent smoked in along time you twitch alot and...well you know that already but...secound im stoned and i just noticed this story made no sence and that its not funny at all but im still laughing....sorreh im stoned. <------hahahaha look at this man look at it its crazy look at it!!
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hey linear .. do they really have weed in alabama ? I never thought of smokers coming from such states like Utah and Alibama .. haha.. find out something new e'ry day
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yeah but its not that good here. But last week i bought a real good dime!
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yeah but its not that good here. But last week i bought a real good dime!

Sweet.. well its very comforting to know weed is universal
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