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**troublemaker_42** · 06-01-2004, 01:20 PM

Don't feel bad guys, you're not the only one who's guilty of waiting for the sign to change color

Dragonflyhigh · 06-02-2004, 02:55 AM

thank u for easing our paranoia at the fact that stop signs will never change color for us no matter how much we think they will

06-02-2004, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonflyhigh

If a canoe pulled into your backyard and lost all four wheels,

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse?

None, we all know that marshmallows dont have bones.

(you didn't use the Alternate ending...)

No soap....Radio!

...see it's How you tell it

DaDornta · 06-02-2004, 10:33 AM

Two fish are in a tank; one says to the other, "Hey how do you drive this thing?"

Necro · 06-03-2004, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonflyhigh

If a canoe pulled into your backyard and lost all four wheels,

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse?

None, we all know that marshmallows dont have bones.

Hey where did you hear that at? All kinds of people at my school say that, or at least a few I heard have. Off a T.V. show or something?

Dragonflyhigh · 06-05-2004, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necro

Hey where did you hear that at? All kinds of people at my school say that, or at least a few I heard have. Off a T.V. show or something?

haha.. my bros a big time stoner as well and one day he just told me the joke.. and i thought it was funny .. thats weird u mention it b/c I like in NY and u in friggin Idaho ... wow.. word travells fast

Linear · 06-05-2004, 11:29 AM

Theres 2 girls outside getting stoned. They finally get a buzz and go inside. One of the girls mom comes home while they were still very stoned. The mom asks whats up and the girls try not to laugh. Then oen of the girls starts to twitch. The mom asks why she was twitching from every part of her body. The girl answers "i twitched" and the girls burst out laughing. The mom stands there looking at them both with no idea what is going on. End of story.

Okay whats funny about this story is the fact that when you havent smoked in along time you twitch alot and...well you know that already but...secound im stoned and i just noticed this story made no sence and that its not funny at all but im still laughing....sorreh im stoned.

<------hahahaha look at this man look at it its crazy look at it!!

Dragonflyhigh · 06-05-2004, 11:36 PM

hey linear .. do they really have weed in alabama ? I never thought of smokers coming from such states like Utah and Alibama .. haha.. find out something new e'ry day

Linear · 06-06-2004, 11:05 AM

yeah but its not that good here. But last week i bought a real good dime!

Snowslide · 06-06-2004, 01:55 PM

Wow, I just took like 20 minutes to write the gayest thing ever. Right before I hit submit, I read it to myself and was like, WHAT THE **** was I thinking. Ha, so I deleted it and wrote this one, and proof read it twice. I am too baked!

06-02-2004, 02:55 AM	#12
Dragonflyhigh Jr. Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 205 Grams: 827.65 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	thank u for easing our paranoia at the fact that stop signs will never change color for us no matter how much we think they will __________________ Im alright, I tell myself twice In the mirror b4 I cant go to sleep @ night I need some time, I need a lullabye... I need to get a dime bag from my guy... !

06-02-2004, 10:33 AM	#14
DaDornta Techno-Neo-Shaman Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,621 Grams: 8,120.53 Groans: 6 Groaned at 29 Times in 9 Posts Thanks: 192 Thanked 212 Times in 112 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Two fish are in a tank; one says to the other, "Hey how do you drive this thing?" __________________ Being Broke: My Anti-Drug DaDornta Dot Net Join Date: Sep 2003 Never been a Moderator...never want to be.. Rick let's me stay at his leisure.

06-05-2004, 11:29 AM	#17
Linear Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 228 Grams: 821.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Theres 2 girls outside getting stoned. They finally get a buzz and go inside. One of the girls mom comes home while they were still very stoned. The mom asks whats up and the girls try not to laugh. Then oen of the girls starts to twitch. The mom asks why she was twitching from every part of her body. The girl answers "i twitched" and the girls burst out laughing. The mom stands there looking at them both with no idea what is going on. End of story. Okay whats funny about this story is the fact that when you havent smoked in along time you twitch alot and...well you know that already but...secound im stoned and i just noticed this story made no sence and that its not funny at all but im still laughing....sorreh im stoned. <------hahahaha look at this man look at it its crazy look at it!! __________________ " dont steal my weed beth, I bought it im gunna smoke it!"

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06-05-2004, 11:36 PM	#18
Dragonflyhigh Jr. Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 205 Grams: 827.65 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	hey linear .. do they really have weed in alabama ? I never thought of smokers coming from such states like Utah and Alibama .. haha.. find out something new e'ry day

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Linear Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 228 Grams: 821.25 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	yeah but its not that good here. But last week i bought a real good dime!

06-06-2004, 01:55 PM	#20
Snowslide New Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 28 Grams: 667.55 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Wow, I just took like 20 minutes to write the gayest thing ever. Right before I hit submit, I read it to myself and was like, WHAT THE **** was I thinking. Ha, so I deleted it and wrote this one, and proof read it twice. I am too baked!

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