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Old 05-20-2004, 02:36 AM   #1
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If a canoe pulled into your backyard and lost all four wheels,

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse?

None, we all know that marshmallows dont have bones.
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Old 05-20-2004, 04:31 AM   #2
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You're a regular stoner Billy Crystal.
I like to write little stories with the smiley's.
Don't you ****ing put your ****ing thumbs in my face. Chill out, stupid. Hey kids, you want to see my crazy vaccuum and little people Things?
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Old 05-20-2004, 09:57 PM   #3
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laughed at that thing for about 10 miunites.. kindof sad
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Old 05-24-2004, 08:59 PM   #4
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aww thats not sad.. its perfectly understandable
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Old 05-24-2004, 09:26 PM   #5
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How many chickens does it take to fly?

I dont know, im stoned....
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Old 05-25-2004, 03:17 AM   #6
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Ok this one is funny no matter what :

Whats the diff between a drunk and a pothead..

A drunk will go right thru the stop sign
A stoner will STOP and wait for it to Turn green

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Im alright, I tell myself twice
In the mirror b4 I cant go to sleep @ night
I need some time, I need a lullabye...

I need to get a dime bag from my guy...
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Old 05-29-2004, 04:33 AM   #7
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haha thats great
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:35 PM   #8
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oh it hurts !!! make it stop make it stop!!!!!
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A stoner will STOP and wait for it to Turn green
Really funny thing about this is that ive done it,on multiple occasions
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Old 06-01-2004, 12:09 PM   #10
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Really funny thing about this is that ive done it,on multiple occasions
I actually have too scooby...they should not let people like us on the road man... oh wait... ha........... they dont !!

Anyways try this out for size:

Two stoners are sitting on the floor and one falls off.......



lol
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