mats

i ripped this joke from a standup comedian i think... cant quite remember..
anyways :

This guy named Eddie dies, and he goes to hell were he meets the devil. the devil says " Welcome to hell, eddie, now you must select a room to spend the rest of eternity in. Eddie - " thank you, lead the way". so the devil leads him to a hall with 3 doors. he opens up the first door, and there are a ton of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor. Eddie- "**** this, i dont wanna stand on my head on that hard concrete floor." Devil - "verywell, lets se whats in the next room." The devil opens up door number two were everybody is standing on their head on a wooden floor. Eddie- "hmm.. the wood is better than concrete, but i think ill check the next one, just to see what is there." Devil- "sure thing, lets go" Devil opens up the next one, and all the people are drinking coffee and talking to eachother and having a nice time, but they are knee deep in poop. Eddie thinks to himself hum the crap is pretty disgusting, but they all seem to be having a nice time.. Eddie - " mr.Devil, i think ill take this room." Devil- "excellent choice." so the devil lets eddie in, and eddie grabs a cup of coffe and a cigarette and starts talking to the people, and makes some new friends etc. so after 10 minutes the devil opens up the door, claps his hands twice and yells "ok people, coffee breaks over, back on your heads"