mats

so Five brunettes and five blondes are crossing a really dodgy bridge made of ropes and wood boards. all of the sudden the wood boards break, and one of the ropes snaps, so everybody holds on to one rope. As the rope is about to snap one of the brunettes says : ok listen, some of us have to let go, or we'll all die. everybody agreed. so the brunette tells a very touching speach, and ends with telling everybody she would go first. but then all the blondes started clapping.