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Dragonflyhigh · 05-26-2004, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScoobySnax

this one sounds better like this,imo:
Me: Lets go back to my place and have pizza and sex.
Chick: No...
Me:What,you dont like pizza?

That is a fantastic line. I dont know its effectiveness but I think it has alot of potential.. It can be used by both sexes, its short, to the point , coy and said with the right tone could definitely amuse someone..

All I know is that I used it .. and it worked for me But then again he was my boyfriend at the time .. oops

imported_the evil itch · 05-30-2004, 05:49 PM

(motion someone over with your finger)

well if i can make you cum with just my finger imagine what i could do with the rest of me

(one of my boys whispered that to me and man i wet myself - pity he was gay)

thajuiceman · 06-03-2004, 11:22 PM

"F*ck me if I'm wrong, but you wanna suck my d*ck!"

LOL!

Dragonflyhigh · 06-05-2004, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thajuiceman

"F*ck me if I'm wrong, but you wanna suck my d*ck!"

LOL!

omg .. too funny

Linear · 06-05-2004, 11:19 AM

grrr all the guys tell meh this

This one black dude: man your fine! Wanna suck my dick?
Meh: no i only liek girls im a lesbian
Him: im a lesbian too then
Meh: you dont get it do you
Him: whats to get just suck my dick
Meh:

idr · 06-06-2004, 05:42 AM

are you from memphis Linear?

....cuz your the only ten"i"ssee... get it tennessee ten"i"ssee

Linear · 06-06-2004, 11:04 AM

Nope i was raised in CT but now im in al about to move to ga...migth move back to ct but i dunno i'll see if i liek ga first.

Linear · 06-06-2004, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by idr

are you from memphis Linear?

....cuz your the only ten"i"ssee... get it tennessee ten"i"ssee

wait? what?! grrrrrrr i dont believe i missed that

theDeBaucher(Y) · 06-06-2004, 03:00 PM

man:did it hurt?
woman:when i fell from heaven? ive heard that one.
man: no when you fell off the porch all drunk last night.

i told that to a girl who was one of the most stuck up beyotchs i met, it was hilarious, my friend standing next to me was rollling

Ernesto · 06-06-2004, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theDeBaucher(Y)

man:did it hurt?
woman:when i fell from heaven? ive heard that one.
man: no when you fell off the porch all drunk last night.

thats farkin hilarious!!

06-05-2004, 11:19 AM	#15
Linear Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 228 Grams: 649.50 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	grrr all the guys tell meh this This one black dude: man your fine! Wanna suck my dick? Meh: no i only liek girls im a lesbian Him: im a lesbian too then Meh: you dont get it do you Him: whats to get just suck my dick Meh: __________________ " dont steal my weed beth, I bought it im gunna smoke it!"

06-06-2004, 05:42 AM	#16
idr Jr. Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 198 Grams: 562.60 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	are you from memphis Linear? ....cuz your the only ten"i"ssee... get it tennessee ten"i"ssee __________________ dream is destiny :: be someone

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05-30-2004, 05:49 PM	#12
imported_the evil itch New Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 25 Grams: 555.85 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	(motion someone over with your finger) well if i can make you cum with just my finger imagine what i could do with the rest of me (one of my boys whispered that to me and man i wet myself - pity he was gay)

06-03-2004, 11:22 PM	#13
thajuiceman New Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 47 Grams: 570.50 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	"Fck me if I'm wrong, but you wanna suck my dck!" LOL!

06-06-2004, 11:04 AM	#17
Linear Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 228 Grams: 649.50 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Nope i was raised in CT but now im in al about to move to ga...migth move back to ct but i dunno i'll see if i liek ga first.

06-06-2004, 03:00 PM	#19
theDeBaucher(Y) Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 315 Grams: 653.10 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	man:did it hurt? woman:when i fell from heaven? ive heard that one. man: no when you fell off the porch all drunk last night. i told that to a girl who was one of the most stuck up beyotchs i met, it was hilarious, my friend standing next to me was rollling

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