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Linear · 06-06-2004, 03:38 PM

hhahahaha thats so funny.

idr · 06-07-2004, 12:20 AM

thanks for killing my joke sniff.

ten"i"see get it "10 i see" i didnt mean literally, you are from ct? heh thats where i live where abouts north south east west?

Linear · 06-07-2004, 09:59 AM

I lived mostlly in new britian I might be visiting soon. I dont know but i cant wait (best weed ever there)!!!!!*drool* **** im doign it again!

Linear · 06-07-2004, 12:11 PM

I dont know why but i blush real bad when guys try pick up lines. Its just real akward. Even with me being gay its just real cute when guys do it. Well i dont thiink its cute when they do it perverted but its real cute when they do it real nice. I have guys say hi your real cute looking na di just blush so bad. They think its even cuter. The real bad thing is i have to explain im gay when they ask me out. I mean i like guys but its just real akward. Does anyoen else feel this way?

idr · 06-08-2004, 01:08 AM

hmm... i blush too... wait no i dont...guys dont get pick up lines.... unless they wear tight pants...or no pants at all. if i did i would thou... just for a sec.. then "the mack" will kick in again ^_^. i live in glastonbury, new britian is where i got my lisence. props.

Linear · 06-08-2004, 11:57 AM

hahaha thats so funny man. Oh thats awesoem dude! I have to talk to the sister about going with her to new britian for alittle while. I miss getting stoned with her.

Blitzed King · 06-15-2004, 03:51 PM

give up to early
"Sorry but you're gonna have to take that top off...this is a topless bar." - guy
Woman looks around and sees people wearing shirts.
"Only for SLUTS!" guy walks away
hahaha

Speshull_Ed! · 06-17-2004, 08:08 AM

Hitting on a chick in my algebra class:

"Hey, what's say we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!"

Watching a chick-flick:

"You know, I'm kind of like the Titanic. I'm big and over eight hundered women went down on me."

but the only line that's ever gotten me laid was:

"Here, drink this."

*note*
I also have some witty lines you can use in the courtroom if you're interested.

imported_the evil itch · 06-20-2004, 04:42 AM

im interested. why are you putting up an advertisement for jokes to come later....? and at request too?

stonerkid44 · 06-27-2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ernesto

man-havent I seen you someplace before?

woman-thats why I dont go there anymore

I laughed out loud when I read that one

06-06-2004, 03:38 PM	#21
Linear Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 228 Grams: 678.00 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	hhahahaha thats so funny. __________________ " dont steal my weed beth, I bought it im gunna smoke it!"

06-07-2004, 12:20 AM	#22
idr Jr. Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 198 Grams: 591.15 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	thanks for killing my joke sniff. ten"i"see get it "10 i see" i didnt mean literally, you are from ct? heh thats where i live where abouts north south east west? __________________ dream is destiny :: be someone

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06-07-2004, 09:59 AM	#23
Linear Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 228 Grams: 678.00 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I lived mostlly in new britian I might be visiting soon. I dont know but i cant wait (best weed ever there)!!!!!drool **** im doign it again!

06-07-2004, 12:11 PM	#24
Linear Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 228 Grams: 678.00 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I dont know why but i blush real bad when guys try pick up lines. Its just real akward. Even with me being gay its just real cute when guys do it. Well i dont thiink its cute when they do it perverted but its real cute when they do it real nice. I have guys say hi your real cute looking na di just blush so bad. They think its even cuter. The real bad thing is i have to explain im gay when they ask me out. I mean i like guys but its just real akward. Does anyoen else feel this way?

06-08-2004, 01:08 AM	#25
idr Jr. Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 198 Grams: 591.15 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	hmm... i blush too... wait no i dont...guys dont get pick up lines.... unless they wear tight pants...or no pants at all. if i did i would thou... just for a sec.. then "the mack" will kick in again ^_^. i live in glastonbury, new britian is where i got my lisence. props.

06-08-2004, 11:57 AM	#26
Linear Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 228 Grams: 678.00 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	hahaha thats so funny man. Oh thats awesoem dude! I have to talk to the sister about going with her to new britian for alittle while. I miss getting stoned with her.

06-15-2004, 03:51 PM	#27
Blitzed King New Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 80 Grams: 481.90 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	give up to early "Sorry but you're gonna have to take that top off...this is a topless bar." - guy Woman looks around and sees people wearing shirts. "Only for SLUTS!" guy walks away hahaha

06-17-2004, 08:08 AM	#28
Speshull_Ed! New Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 94 Grams: 591.70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Hitting on a chick in my algebra class: "Hey, what's say we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!" Watching a chick-flick: "You know, I'm kind of like the Titanic. I'm big and over eight hundered women went down on me." but the only line that's ever gotten me laid was: "Here, drink this." note I also have some witty lines you can use in the courtroom if you're interested.

06-20-2004, 04:42 AM	#29
imported_the evil itch New Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 25 Grams: 574.40 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	im interested. why are you putting up an advertisement for jokes to come later....? and at request too?

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