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Old 05-25-2004, 02:25 AM   #1
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OK .. guys and gals what are some of the worst pickup lines you've heard or invented.. or used ?


my choices:

-Nice shoes.. wanna **** ?
-Is that a cell phone in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me ?
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Old 05-25-2004, 11:08 AM   #2
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man-havent I seen you someplace before?

woman-thats why I dont go there anymore
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Old 05-25-2004, 09:12 PM   #3
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Well on the side of worst pickup line...
"Whats your name?" guy ignores answer... then says "damn you have a nice body!"

whats the best pickup line you have ever heard... i know some but have drawn a blank. Ill post when i remember...

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Old 05-25-2004, 09:15 PM   #4
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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I really want to tap that ass!

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Old 05-26-2004, 01:53 AM   #5
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you must be tired, cus you've been runnin around in my head alllllllll night


hey, baby, I forgot my number....can I have yours?
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:10 AM   #6
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"if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"
"**** me if i am wrong but is your name susan?"
"Wanna have sex with me? no? rape it is"
"lets go back to my place order some pizza and have hot monkey sex? no... ok no pizza"
and the best one of all:
"Hey, does this smell like cloroform to you?"
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Old 05-26-2004, 06:04 AM   #7
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""Hey, does this smell like cloroform to you?"
Hah, oh man i was laughing hard after reading that.
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Old 05-26-2004, 08:15 AM   #8
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can I suck your toes?


That one never worked for me.
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Quote:
Wanna have sex with me? no? rape it is"
that one got me rollin.i get the image of a Simpsons or Family Guy character saying that one
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"lets go back to my place order some pizza and have hot monkey sex? no... ok no pizza"
this one sounds better like this,imo:
Me: Lets go back to my place and have pizza and sex.
Chick: No...
Me:What,you dont like pizza?

If i were a squirrel,and you were a tree,could i bust my nut in you?
Hey baby,im makin my own army,and i need you to give me a hummer.

I knew a guy that would actually use this phrase to score chicks,and it worked grips of times: Hey ***** wanna ****?
my town has lotsa whores in though so go figure lol
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