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05-25-2004, 02:25 AM
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|  Pickup Lines Guaranteed to FAIL OK .. guys and gals what are some of the worst pickup lines you've heard or invented.. or used ?  my choices: -Nice shoes.. wanna **** ?  -Is that a cell phone in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me ? 
__________________ Im alright, I tell myself twice In the mirror  b4 I cant go to sleep @ nightI need some time, I need a lullabye... I need to get a dime bag from my guy...  ! |
 
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05-25-2004, 11:08 AM
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|  man-havent I seen you someplace before? woman-thats why I dont go there anymore |
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05-25-2004, 09:12 PM
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| Well on the side of worst pickup line... "Whats your name?" guy ignores answer... then says "damn you have a nice body!" whats the best pickup line you have ever heard... i know some but have drawn a blank. Ill post when i remember... toke care, `pf |
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05-25-2004, 09:15 PM
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| Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I really want to tap that ass! Was your father a terrorist? Cause your the bomb! |
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05-26-2004, 01:53 AM
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| you must be tired, cus you've been runnin around in my head alllllllll night hey, baby, I forgot my number....can I have yours? |
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05-26-2004, 04:10 AM
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| "if i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?" "**** me if i am wrong but is your name susan?" "Wanna have sex with me? no? rape it is" "lets go back to my place order some pizza and have hot monkey sex? no... ok no pizza" and the best one of all: "Hey, does this smell like cloroform to you?"  |
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05-26-2004, 06:04 AM
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05-26-2004, 08:15 AM
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| I'm no fred flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock |
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05-26-2004, 10:47 AM
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| can I suck your toes? That one never worked for me. |
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05-26-2004, 01:44 PM
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Me: Lets go back to my place and have pizza and sex. Chick: No... Me:What,you dont like pizza? If i were a squirrel,and you were a tree,could i bust my nut in you? Hey baby,im makin my own army,and i need you to give me a hummer. I knew a guy that would actually use this phrase to score chicks,and it worked grips of times: Hey ***** wanna ****? my town has lotsa whores in though so go figure lol | ||
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