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theDeBaucher(Y) · 05-31-2004, 09:23 PM

i love corny jokes. they are so simple that you make them harder to understand. and then the person feels dumb for thinking so hard.!

its all a conspiracy

Linear · 06-08-2004, 12:00 PM

You know i actually got that one after 3 secs of pondering. Thats amazing man. I actually got that! Wow...stop looking at me like that!

Ernesto · 06-08-2004, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by weiisky

Haha the smiley in the end of that post made no sense.

no???

I think it does, since this is a weed board and munchies are ALWAYS in play---he he he.

Thats why I put it in my sig. Its got nothing to do with my sig either...lmao

wait..........or does it?

hm, I agree...its all a farkin conspiracy!

anonymity · 06-11-2004, 01:29 AM

Are you suggesting that we eat the Mass Supreme Court? What would it taste like? Probably pretty Pixy Stik like. I dunno, though.

FitShaced · 06-15-2004, 07:05 AM

yea right all those judges and whatnot are old.probably taste more like,umm,something that tastes bad when its old

letsgethigh · 06-24-2004, 02:49 AM

ok now that was just dumb my brother told me a joke like that when i was like ten years old

smokinzeta · 06-24-2004, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by letsgethigh

ok now that was just dumb my brother told me a joke like that when i was like ten years old

Sour grapes cause it took you a little while to get it, aye?

mmm Froot Loops · 09-28-2004, 10:38 PM

3 old ladies were playing cards in the nursing home rec room when an old man walks in wearing just a trench coat and flashes them.

2 had a stroke, the 3rd one couldn't reach.

RotiEatter · 09-29-2004, 06:51 AM

hehehe

2 kids are walking through town and one dares the other to go inside the store and purchase a candy bar and coke in the nude. The kid agrees and goes inside.
When he comes outside a group of 3 Nuns walks by and the kid freezes, unsure of what to do.
He holds a coke in one hand and the candy bar in the other with his jar dropped.
The first nun places a quarter in his mouth and yanks his cock.
He drops the candy bar.
The second nun places a quarter in his mouth and yanks his cock.
He drops the coke can.
The third nun places a quarter in his mouth and yanks his cock several times.

When they are walking away the first nun says
"This candy bar is delicious"
The second nun says
"This coke is delicious as well"
The third nun is upset she didn't get any candy or a coke but says
"Well I didn't get anything but this sticky hand lotion"

***Coolguy*** · 09-29-2004, 06:31 PM

06-08-2004, 12:00 PM	#12
Linear Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 228 Grams: 821.40 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	You know i actually got that one after 3 secs of pondering. Thats amazing man. I actually got that! Wow...stop looking at me like that! __________________ " dont steal my weed beth, I bought it im gunna smoke it!"

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letsgethigh New Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3 Grams: 766.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	thats just dumb ok now that was just dumb my brother told me a joke like that when i was like ten years old

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mmm Froot Loops Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 158 Grams: 824.75 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	3 old ladies were playing cards in the nursing home rec room when an old man walks in wearing just a trench coat and flashes them. 2 had a stroke, the 3rd one couldn't reach. __________________ Bart! as long as you live under my roof, you will obey by my rules. Now butter your bacon! "But dad, my heart hurts!" BUTTER IT!

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FitShaced Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 990 Grams: 1,335.20 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	yea right all those judges and whatnot are old.probably taste more like,umm,something that tastes bad when its old

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RotiEatter Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,036 Grams: 820.50 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	hehehe 2 kids are walking through town and one dares the other to go inside the store and purchase a candy bar and coke in the nude. The kid agrees and goes inside. When he comes outside a group of 3 Nuns walks by and the kid freezes, unsure of what to do. He holds a coke in one hand and the candy bar in the other with his jar dropped. The first nun places a quarter in his mouth and yanks his cock. He drops the candy bar. The second nun places a quarter in his mouth and yanks his cock. He drops the coke can. The third nun places a quarter in his mouth and yanks his cock several times. When they are walking away the first nun says "This candy bar is delicious" The second nun says "This coke is delicious as well" The third nun is upset she didn't get any candy or a coke but says "Well I didn't get anything but this sticky hand lotion"

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