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| i love corny jokes. they are so simple that you make them harder to understand. and then the person feels dumb for thinking so hard.! its all a conspiracy |
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| You know i actually got that one after 3 secs of pondering. Thats amazing man. I actually got that! Wow...stop looking at me like that!
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I think it does, since this is a weed board and munchies are ALWAYS in play---he he he. Thats why I put it in my sig. Its got nothing to do with my sig either...lmao wait..........or does it? hm, I agree...its all a farkin conspiracy! | |
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| Are you suggesting that we eat the Mass Supreme Court? What would it taste like? Probably pretty Pixy Stik like. I dunno, though. |
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| yea right all those judges and whatnot are old.probably taste more like,umm,something that tastes bad when its old |
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| ok now that was just dumb my brother told me a joke like that when i was like ten years old |
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| 3 old ladies were playing cards in the nursing home rec room when an old man walks in wearing just a trench coat and flashes them. 2 had a stroke, the 3rd one couldn't reach.
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| hehehe 2 kids are walking through town and one dares the other to go inside the store and purchase a candy bar and coke in the nude. The kid agrees and goes inside. When he comes outside a group of 3 Nuns walks by and the kid freezes, unsure of what to do. He holds a coke in one hand and the candy bar in the other with his jar dropped. The first nun places a quarter in his mouth and yanks his cock. He drops the candy bar. The second nun places a quarter in his mouth and yanks his cock. He drops the coke can. The third nun places a quarter in his mouth and yanks his cock several times. When they are walking away the first nun says "This candy bar is delicious" The second nun says "This coke is delicious as well" The third nun is upset she didn't get any candy or a coke but says "Well I didn't get anything but this sticky hand lotion" ![]() |
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__________________ Now, there are four states of being in the cannabis, or Marijuana, society: Cool, Groovy, Hip, and Square. The square is seldom if ever cool. He is not "with it," that is, he doesn't know "what's happening." But if he manages to figure it out, he moves up a notch to "hip." And if he can bring himself to approve of what is happening, he becomes "groovy." After that, with much luck and perseverance, he can rise to the rank of "cool." A cool guy... cool guy... cool guy... |
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