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Old 05-27-2004, 04:18 PM   #1
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Default Mother-in-laws

Guy went on a trip with his wife n mom-in-law to some medieval country. The mom-in-law was unfortunately caught making a joke of their customs and stuff. The king ordered that they be given corporal punishment, but since they are tourists in the country, the king allowed them to make a final wish which he could grant before being whipped 50 times on the butt.
Now, the wife went first and asked for a pillow to be tied on her bottom, but the executioner missed several times and got her back too. Next, the mom-in-law goes and she asks for one pillow on her back and one on her ass. The pillows worked and she didnt get hurt one bit.
It was Guy's turn now. He asked the king for two wishes, and the king, being generous, allowed him. He wished that he be given 100, and not 50 lashes, and that his mom-in-law be tied behind his back.
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