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three guys die and go to hell when they get there ther talking to the devil the devil ask the first guy whats your sin he says"well im a drunk i drank everyday" so the devil opens up a room and in it is evry type of liquor and beer you can imagine the guy says "holy ****"amd thank the devil and the devil locks him in the room for a hundred years then the devil goes to the second guy and says whats your sin and he says"id say lust and adultry i cheated on my wife everyday" so the devil opens a door and in it are thousands of the most beatiful women you've ever seen he walks in and
he gets hard instantly and the devil shuts the door behind him hes there for a hundred years then the devil asks the third man whats your sin he said" im a stoner i love weed" so the devil opens up a door and theres a million acre field of the stickiest greatest dankest weed youve ever seen the stoner runs in and picks abud and sits indian style then the door shuts behind him. a hundred years later the devil comes back and opens the first door and a man comes out unshaven and he hadn't taken in a shower in a long time with piss **** andvomit all over him and says ill never drink again so the devil thought he learned his lesson and game him a second chance at living then the devil opens another door another man comes out and says"holy **** im gay" so the devil gave him another chance at living then the devil opens up the other door and there sat the stoner still in the spot he was a hundred years before he turns around to see the devil and he has a tear rolling down his cheek and he ask the devil"do you have a light man"