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05-28-2004, 12:37 AM
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|  stoner hell three guys die and go to hell when they get there ther talking to the devil the devil ask the first guy whats your sin he says"well im a drunk i drank everyday" so the devil opens up a room and in it is evry type of liquor and beer you can imagine the guy says "holy ****"amd thank the devil and the devil locks him in the room for a hundred years then the devil goes to the second guy and says whats your sin and he says"id say lust and adultry i cheated on my wife everyday" so the devil opens a door and in it are thousands of the most beatiful women you've ever seen he walks in and he gets hard instantly and the devil shuts the door behind him hes there for a hundred years then the devil asks the third man whats your sin he said" im a stoner i love weed" so the devil opens up a door and theres a million acre field of the stickiest greatest dankest weed youve ever seen the stoner runs in and picks abud and sits indian style then the door shuts behind him. a hundred years later the devil comes back and opens the first door and a man comes out unshaven and he hadn't taken in a shower in a long time with piss **** andvomit all over him and says ill never drink again so the devil thought he learned his lesson and game him a second chance at living then the devil opens another door another man comes out and says"holy **** im gay" so the devil gave him another chance at living then the devil opens up the other door and there sat the stoner still in the spot he was a hundred years before he turns around to see the devil and he has a tear rolling down his cheek and he ask the devil"do you have a light man" |
 
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05-29-2004, 03:37 AM
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| eh...i would of just eaten the weed. but that joke isnt really funny, its kinda ****ty. |
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05-30-2004, 05:27 PM
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|  what are ya talking abt ya punk I looooooved it!!!!! cant you just feeeeeel the doom of this poor wounded creature... oh the pain the agony! ah... okay time for my asthma puffer while i dweeb my hours away.  |
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06-03-2004, 06:19 AM
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| maybe its cause im high, but that was funny as hell. all that pot, but no flame...that sucks!
__________________ People will never know the power of love until they give up the love of power.- Jimi Hendrix R.I.P. |
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06-05-2004, 11:49 AM
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| OMG thats freakin halrious. Damn it was hell theres fire everywhere.
__________________ " dont steal my weed beth, I bought it im gunna smoke it!" |
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07-23-2004, 03:11 AM
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07-23-2004, 04:09 AM
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| It was funny, but it just made me mad.  |
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07-23-2004, 04:51 AM
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| What was really funny to me was the tear streaming down his face. I just think thatd be pretty funny looking. A hippy sitting in the mittle of a giant pot field holding a bud with a pitiful look on his face and a single tear streams down his face. I dunno. Its probably only funny cause im toasted  Peace |
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07-24-2004, 06:48 AM
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| Hell yeah i gost about every lighter you can think of but is one funny ass joke i would love to be in his position. happy pot smokin peace |
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07-26-2004, 12:09 AM
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|  LMFAO!! Dude that would ****in suck |
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