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Old 06-16-2004, 11:52 AM   #1
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How many forum member to change a lightbulb?

1- to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14- to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7- to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1- to move it to the Lighting section
2- to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5- to flame the spell checkers
3- to correct spelling/grammar flames
6- to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2- industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15- know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19- to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11- to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36- to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7- to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4- to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3- to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13- to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5- to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4- to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13- to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
17 - to say they have the best brand lightbulb and accuse the rest of being fanboys
1- forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Old 06-16-2004, 07:05 PM   #2
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And ONE lonely overworked Moderator to point out that the Lighting Forum is over at HEMPCULTIVATION...

...and close the thread...

...but offer a cookie


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That's so true.

True of other boards too. Good one.
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Old 07-23-2004, 04:09 AM   #4
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lmao. That's great.
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:16 PM   #5
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lmfao

this is true of all the forums i go to
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Old 08-06-2004, 03:05 PM   #6
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You forgot the stoner that made a vaporizer out of the lightbulb while everyone was talking about it.

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Old 08-06-2004, 04:52 PM   #7
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hahahaha

true for so many forums,
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You forgot the stoner that made a vaporizer out of the lightbulb while everyone was talking about it.

damm you beat me
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not to mention:

3- to post illustrated methods of screwing in a lightbulb, then argue over which lightbulb is better for the mthod its illustrated in

3.9465- cycles of above numbers before a mod closes it for exessive profanity, as apposed to reapetitiveness

67- newb members to complain to said mod that they had useful new advice about changing a light bulb

12- posts that contain the very same advice that each of the above newb members wanted to post.
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