Go Back   Marijuana.com > Games and Fun Stuff > Humor and Jokes
Register FAQ Gaming VB Image Host Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-16-2004, 10:52 AM   #1
ManMulcahey
Wilson, King of Prussia
 
ManMulcahey's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,927
Grams: 529.80
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
ManMulcahey has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default Joke that sums up 420 Lounge

How many forum member to change a lightbulb?

1- to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14- to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7- to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1- to move it to the Lighting section
2- to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5- to flame the spell checkers
3- to correct spelling/grammar flames
6- to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2- industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15- know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19- to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11- to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36- to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7- to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4- to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3- to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13- to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5- to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4- to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13- to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
17 - to say they have the best brand lightbulb and accuse the rest of being fanboys
1- forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
__________________
What ever you do, Take care of your shoes.
ManMulcahey is offline Award ManMulcahey Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Old 06-16-2004, 06:05 PM   #2
Mamabudz
 

Posts: n/a
Grams: 0 [Check]

Stock Portfolio
Total Value:
Gain/Loss: %
Lightbulb



And ONE lonely overworked Moderator to point out that the Lighting Forum is over at HEMPCULTIVATION...

...and close the thread...

...but offer a cookie


love yah man...


Hugz,

Mama Budz
Award Mamabudz Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 06-16-2004, 08:45 PM   #3
thajuiceman
New Member
 

Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 47
Grams: 477.65
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
thajuiceman has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

That's so true.

True of other boards too. Good one.
thajuiceman is offline Award thajuiceman Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2004, 03:09 AM   #4
emoxdork
New Member
 

Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 17
Grams: 363.95
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
emoxdork has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

lmao. That's great.
emoxdork is offline Award emoxdork Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:16 PM   #5
sdragon1984
Jr. Member
 
sdragon1984's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 805
Grams: 511.45
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
sdragon1984 has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

lmfao

this is true of all the forums i go to
sdragon1984 is offline Award sdragon1984 Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Old 08-06-2004, 02:05 PM   #6
hauptmann
Seasoned Activist
 
hauptmann's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 3,340
Grams: 2,344.55
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
hauptmann can see the Karmic Tunnel of Life
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

You forgot the stoner that made a vaporizer out of the lightbulb while everyone was talking about it.

__________________
Marijuana.com Community Posting Guidelines

This is my dance song...
hauptmann is offline Award hauptmann Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 03:52 PM   #7
RotiEatter
Jr. Member
 
RotiEatter's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 1,036
Grams: 505.35
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
RotiEatter has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

hahahaha

true for so many forums,
RotiEatter is offline Award RotiEatter Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 05:31 PM   #8
RIP JMorrison
Jr. Member
 
RIP JMorrison's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 700
Grams: 560.00
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
RIP JMorrison has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

Great joke.
__________________
There are things known and there are things unknown and in between are the Doors - Jim Morrison

9-11-01
RIP JMorrison is offline Award RIP JMorrison Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 11:06 PM   #9
imported_chan
Sr. Member
 
imported_chan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 478
Grams: 2,105.65
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
imported_chan has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by hauptmann
You forgot the stoner that made a vaporizer out of the lightbulb while everyone was talking about it.

damm you beat me
__________________
"Humanity Is Lost In The Vast World And So They Reach Out. You See It Is Not God Who Created Humanity, It Is Humanity Who Created God."

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity." -Albert Einstein

yes i am back

VIVA LA WEIISKY!!!!! <3
imported_chan is offline Award imported_chan Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 08-10-2004, 08:24 PM   #10
sdragon1984
Jr. Member
 
sdragon1984's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 805
Grams: 511.45
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
sdragon1984 has begun their Karma Journey
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

Stock Portfolio
Total Value: 0.000
Gain/Loss: 0.000%
Default

not to mention:

3- to post illustrated methods of screwing in a lightbulb, then argue over which lightbulb is better for the mthod its illustrated in

3.9465- cycles of above numbers before a mod closes it for exessive profanity, as apposed to reapetitiveness

67- newb members to complain to said mod that they had useful new advice about changing a light bulb

12- posts that contain the very same advice that each of the above newb members wanted to post.
sdragon1984 is offline Award sdragon1984 Grams  
Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Marijuana.com Sponsor
Advertisement
 
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
USA: Supporters of Drug Policy Reform are Making an Impact Plainsman1963 The Drug War Headline News 0 06-01-2006 06:24 PM
Harrah's Entertainment, Las Vegas JBMan Blood, Hair & Saliva Testing 3 05-23-2006 05:34 AM
AT-HOME test question Casers Urine Testing 8 05-14-2006 06:01 PM
NV: Marijuana Issue Often Exploited For Political Gain Lothar121 The Drug War Headline News 0 05-02-2006 10:07 AM
Job at Albertsons Beavis Blood, Hair & Saliva Testing 11 04-06-2006 08:30 PM

New To Site? Need Help?

All times are GMT. The time now is 08:00 PM.


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53