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Colt45420

Lol I got a good one from today...

Me and a friend went down into the woods today during lunch (like always) and matched each other a few bowls of good nuggets. So I was pretty high.

I go to my biology class after lunch... and take off my shoes because not wearing shoes feels soooo good when you're high. At the end of class I got up and walked out... completely forgetting about my shoes until I was walking down the hallway and something "didn't feel right"...

That and one other time this year stood up to write something on the board and accidentally wrote "orgasm" instead of "organism". Luckily I caught it real fast and fixed it. Part of me kind of wishes I didn't change it..... that woulda been amusing....

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Wanky McJerkoff

i take the NYC subway all the time while high, but i've done some stupid things high while on the subway. both these times it was really late at night, and i was INCREDIBLY high both times. both of them were with the same person too, so i never get to hear the end of it from these two times.

the first was comign home from seeing the Marijuana-logues (spoken word comedy show all about pot. great stuff) and smoking with tons of people (a friend of mine got a block of free tix, so a bunch of us that went to the show, plus tons of others who came later) from when the show ended around 10 till 1, pretty much having pot go around the whole time. so my friend and i have to transfer at one stop, and i go to the right track, but just assume that the first train that pulls in is mine, so we end up in harlem when we were supposed to go to queens (for anyone that has no knowledge of NYC, that's a pretty dumb thing to do, especially since it took that long to realize the mistake), then had to go back and wait for the right train

the other time, my friend and i were coming back to queens from another party in manhatten. we have a pretty big clip from a blunt we smoked earlier so the plan was to go out to my friend's stop, which is a few stops later than mine, and finish it. both of us are pretty much sleeping on the ride out, so i happened to sorta come to consciousness right when the train is pulling into my normal stop, and being stoned as i am i say, oh, it's my stop, and i get off the train. so i'm looking at my friend on the train from the platform as the doors close and the train starts leaving, and he is REALLY confused, and then i realize what a stoner i am. and this was at like 3 in the morning or maybe even later, so another train could be 20 minutes away. through some strange luck, another train pulls in almost immediately, and i get on, and get off to see him in the station waiting for my dumb ass. so we went and finished it. this one gets me more ****, because the first time, he could have realized we were on the wrong train even though i was the one who claimed to know where to go, but the second one was purely my dumbness

Insaneteacher

hah So i was getting ready to stone with my friend and two others, we had this whole thing planned, we were gonna leave and go to a chick's house to blaze and sleep over there. So anyway, my friend tells his dad that we are going..and we are sitting up in his room getting ready and I pull out my sack of some pretty good stuff i had gotten a few hours ealier...well we were all standing around looking at it and his dad comes right in! So i shove the sack into my cargo pocket in my pants and his dad is all "what was that you just shoved in your pocket" ...so here i was, under extreme pressure, sweating bullets and freaking out..i had to think of something really quick so i said "a condom" ...that was just the very first thing that came to mind. He just shook his head and left.

Now anywho..we STILL planned to leave for this chick's house so my buddy tells his dad that we are about to go ..he's like "you're not going anywhere" and sends us back up to our room..now we come up with a genius plan to tell his dad...we told him we were going to see School of Rock since it was the longest movie out at that time. So he let us go (assuming my sister was going to pick us up) Well we started walking down the road from his house to go to this chicks house who lived about half a mile away. So we start to see a car coming down the road...stupidly we all run into this person's yard thinking it was this kid's mom cause she goes to work late.

So the car passed and we started walking again...we must've done this for the next five cars that passed until we realized that his mom would have been going the other way to leave the neighborhood! haha that was pretty dumb of us.

So we finally make it to this chick's house to toke...and we smoke up and are good and blazed and watching some **** on the t.v..anywho..this chick had a dog ...and we had left the door open while blazing outside just because we were dumbasses...well she thinks that her dog has gotten out which is not good. So we send out a search and rescue team (just my dumbass friends) on bikes and **** to find this stupid dog...i was just sitting in the kitchen eating some ice cream cause i really didn't wanna go to look for it..

So i was just minding my own business and the dog comes trotting out of the closet and kind of whines at me....i laughed my ass off and me and him just chilled until my friends came back. damn cool dog.

Now you're probably saying "Jesus man, how much more stupid **** could be accomplished in ONE night" well i'm not through yet

So everyone returns and they are happy but pissed at themselves for running around in the cold for a while trying to find the dog. So we just sit around and chill and smoke a little more not really paying attention to the time..well we had it worked out to where we were going to leave this chick's house at 12:30 cause the "movie" would have "ended" at about 12:00.

Every once in a while i'll glance at the clock, you know just to keep track of time. So twelve o'clock rolls around and we call my friend's dad to tell him that the movie has ended. Now we are majorly stoned so excuse this kid's stupidity ..he tells his dad to pick us up at the MOVIE THEATER! I freaked out! Turns out there was a method to his madness...he said that the movie theatre was actually closer than his house and that he planned to score a little there. So i calmed down and said "Hey, cool"

So we all get ready to leave for the movie theater...when lo and behold this chick's mom comes waltzing in the door..she see's us there and knows what's up..she actually wasnt' expected home for another hour so we were not expecting this. She sees us about to walk out the door and starts screaming her head off. Turns out this chick was grounded and not supposed to have anyone over..now She knows my friend so she informs us that she is going to drive us back to his house. Now this is shady all over, because his dad is about ten minutes away from leaving for the movie theater (we told him to wait a little while before leaving)

Now we try to protest but she will NOT let us go anywhere else but home with her. So we walk out to the car...keep in mind she has no idea we are stoned. So she has this car with folding seats that i have no idea how to work while sober. So i'm trying to get this thing to fold back, all the while laughing my ass off and like slamming on the seat trying to get it to fold ! She comes up behind me, stares me straight in the eye, smiles and folds the thing backk. So i get in the car along with my friends and off we go..."Highway to Hell" was playing on the radio. Halfway through the song i began to notice just how cool it was...so i started singing along and playing air guitar with sound effects. Now i am just jamming away and it is obviously obvious that i'm high and she even comes out and asks me if i am. My friend looks at me...shakes his head and nudges me with his elbow. So i say to this lady "No way! **** marijuana" so about two seconds after i say this i realize it was a stupid thing to say because the reason my friend was nudging me was because he wanted me to come clean ..and why friends and lovers? because the chick had ratted us out to her mom.

So her mom now knows that i am a LYYYYYYYYYING stoner. So she actually ends up scolding us, informing us that she'd be calling my friend's dad and leaves. Needless to say, all my friends are pissed at me, and to top it off my friend's dad has already left for the movie theatre. so this turns out to be quite an easy dilemma because my friend calls his dad on his cell and informs him that we had already gotten a ride from a friend. So his dad is mildly pissed that he had to drive to the movie theater but nothing too serious. The chick's mom never called my friend's dad so that worked out good. I guess it was an alright night...it seemed like all the bad stuff that happened cancelled out the good stuff...some pretty stupid ****...sorry this damn thing was so long

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I shouted out,
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krtbear

Two things come to my mind, falling asleep while toasted in the shower, this ended up reallllllly hurting And trying to get the employees at the movie theatre to sell me my ticket for 3$ instead of 7.50$. "This isn't Mexico, you can't barter with us"

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Insaneteacher

Lmao, that last part cracked me up. Once while high i tried to get a girl to give me a ticket for um...favors.. didn't work though.

 

NeoArcadian

I had a friend that got stoned with this older guy and his girl friend.

The guy went to the bathroom and while he was in there his girlfriend went to make some popcorn. Well my friend, acording to him, was the most stoned he had ever been in his life. He saw the chick's ass and simply put his hand on it.

He followed the chick around too as she fixxed the popsorn, the whole time mind you, with his hand on her ass. How she didn't notice this boggles the mind but anyway..

The guy walks out of the bathroom and, seeing the situation, walks right up to my friend and decks him. In the end my friend vowed never to do it again and they haven't talked to each other since but oh well, I hated the guy anyway.

I remember one time, for me, that I did something fairly stupid though.

I got stoned at a party and some guy ofered me some alcohol. Me with my no alcohol only weed policy threw the drink into the bond fire that ahppened to be there. Needless to say it was 200 percent by volume and singed my hair but besides that it was awesome to watch the flames from so close up. But it would have been ten times better without the pain or singed hair.

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yamoothecow

The stupidest thing I have done stoend would proply be to just si there and stair up these chicks skirts, even after they caught me.

Though they really didn't care .(I couldn't decided which was better.)

Wow, I can't spell.

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imported_smokin-es-good

one time I was walking and didn't see this wire thing in front of me. It was pretty late at night so it was dark. Well the wire nailed me right in the face and I went flat on my back.Kinda funny lookin back but it did hurt a lil.

peace,

smokin

Soul Rebel

I've always had the fear of riding my bike or walking at night and having a wire or rope knock me down

NurseGirl

*stoned writing*
Man, I wanted to start this reply, but couldn't, because I was thinking something ******* crazy that I had to write down.

The dumbest thing I've done happened a couple of years ago. I was at my sister-in-law (my girlfriend's sister)(I'm gay), and I was getting stoned with her, my girlfriend, and sister-in-law's boyfriend. Eminem's song stan was playing on the cd player. Sister -in-law's boyfriend smoked a lot, so he wasn't acting funny. But we, the girls, did. So Mel, my sister-in-law says to Val, my girlfriend, ''How many times have you put stan again?'' My girlfriend says ''no, it's the first time.'' So Mel says ''no, you've put it more than once.'' and I agree with her. So then I listen to the song and I realize it's the first time that he sings about the bridge, where he says he's gona throw himself off that bridge. So I say to Mel '' No it's the first time, it's the first time he's on the bridge'' which was making sense, at least to me. But Mel picked up the part about the bridge and says ''what are you talking about, bridge and water and ships'' And while we were having this discussion, Phil, sister-in-law's boyfriend, and Val were looking at us laughing.
(sorry was long)
Peace

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