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imported_ThurgoodJenkins

That's the funniest thing I've ever read.

 

Rockin Timbz

The dumbest thing ive done high is when I was fishing for striped bass in Long Island, NY and fell into the water and freaked out because I thought the fish were going to get me and almost drowned...

diplomat

I truly can't confirm this as being the dumbest moment high, but one of the few. So four of us have a session with some blunts and I'm leaving home the next day; I decide to buy a scale. I take the F train from 18 ave to West 4th, and well I'm confused. I get off West 4th and I can't remember where i need to transfer from on West 4th to get to the Village . Also before i leave West 4th platform, I take the train to Columbus Circle and get sidetracked* (Started with $100 bucks, ened up with $60 after munchies and smoking sessions. Use a payphone contact my contacts* get the info from my cousin of the mysterious whereabouts of Greenwhich Village. Long story short get a scale for $60. (Specs: Blade scale, 150G max, 3.75" X 3.75" X 0.75" , switch blade action (the backlight and lcd with the 3 buttons comes from the side of it hence, the name)

I have been to Ny tons of times. It was the haze.

imported_ke1n

lol, guys I have done 10000s of stupd things while high,

but one times at work my boss told me to go tothe bacfk and get some lettuce or some ****, so i went back and started talking with one of the co workers, i then forgot why i went back in the 1st place and returned to the main area and my boss was like "where is the lettuce?" and i was like "oh, soryr yeah wait"

and he was like "Pass that man, pass that", knowing i was stoned


there are alot more stupid ones but the sad thing about being high is you forget most of the things u do while u r stoned

SpunCraz

-rolled a truck onto it's passanger side on flat ground.

-drove a truck into a pound and flooded the hole cab with water.

-lost a nice glass spoon pipe

-broke a few glass spoon pipes

-lost money

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Toking Jedi

Ok, so this should top some stupid-things-done-whilst-high charts.

So it's the middle of the day, in school, and I go out to get high with some of my friends before my two final classes, French and English. I definitely knew I had these classes and I didn't particularly care as I figured I could handle it.

Anyway, I get to french, and one of my classmates is sitting outside the room, and I start to wait, thinking it's not time for class yet (because I'm high and therefore a wee bit slow). She tells me that it's our ORAL EXAM for the final. So I go into the library and chill there waiting for my turn, which is at 2 PM. I sit there, get out my french book, and start vigorously studying because I'm so terrified that I'm going to fail this. Meanwhile I'm probably the only one high in the library (i'm in a small highschool) and because I'm high I think a lot of other people are high too from the way they are acting.
Ok so Mme Youman (french teacher) comes into the library a little early (though i'm not keeping track of the time) and I don't see her because I'm lost in thought... anyway my friend jolts me from my thoughts and points her out to me and I start; jump up quickly and come to my teacher thinking i'm late for the exam and apologizing. Then I amazed myself by being cool and collected in the room, while being face to face with my teacher, and attempting to speak another language, French. ANOTHER LANGUAGE, meanwhile i can hardly string a cohesive sentence together in English while stoned. I was rather pleased with myself when she said I was done, and I walked out of that room incredibly happy.

Nice ending for a stupid decision, don't ya think?

Peace and Love in the highest.

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troublemaker_42

My best friend had two pretty funny "stoner moments" last thursday. W bought like 70 bucks worth of fireworks, and decided instead of waiting for the 4th, we'd just get insanely stoned and do them that night. Shooting fireworks past 10 pm is illegal there, so we had to go out to a lake in the country so we wouldn't be bothered by the cops or anything. My buddy's car was low on gas, so we decided to fill up before heading to the lake. My friend had just opened his first off topic drink of the night before we decided to leave, so he brought it with. He pulled up to the gas pump, where there were several people pumping gas. He took a huge drink, not bothering to hide the bottle at all.....until he realized how dumb that probably was! To top things off, he actually WORKS at this particular gas station. Luckily there were no cops around, but he did recieve his share of funny looks from other customers. We made fun of him all night, until he topped himself. After shooting off all our fireworks, we retired to another friend's house to smoke some more weed and play some HALo 2. AS we were sitting at the kitchen table, toking out of a pipe and BSing, we noticed the pipe had stopped at my buddy. my wife, wanting to keep the rotation going, asked if he was going to hit that. The next thing I knew, my friend tried to light HIS BOTTLE, right where the bowl would be if it HAD been a bong. LOL.....needless to say, we all got a good laugh out of that!

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imported_stoner4life

ok i got a of stories Iwas going to the gas station to get some gum and had to cross a street the sign was blinking dont walk so i went to run across the street when it stopped blinking the started going and i retreated back so quickly i was so f****n scared once i got to the gas station i got the they rang it up (30 cents) i had some change only and put only 19 cents down not thinking dod it on accident and took my gum and was walking out once i got to the door the cashier called me back and told i didmt give her enough money i felt stupid and i could tell she knew i was stoned. oh well.

Colt45420

Haha this happened on the 4th just a few days ago.

Me and a buncha friends went to the city to watch the fireworks. There was like 8 of us... we took the Dodge Durango (soooo much fun baking it. There were like 4 pipes going around at once it got confusing haha).

So we're walking down a sidewalk on a huge hillside (Pittsburgh is an interesting city, as it's very mountainous and hilly) and it's so crowded with a lot of partying people and stuff.

And I was walking, and my one buddy was behind me and he called out... "Hey!" to get my attention. And I turned around... and ran into a lamp post. I tried to act like I didn't do it hahaha but I was laughing so I yelled "What?".

And he said ".... you ran into a lamp post."

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t3hzman

I have alot of dumb things i have done stonned, but the stupidest thing i have done was me and 3 other friends went to smoke before school. I had some dank hydro, it was soo nice, but anyways we load the first bowl, a good size bowl and smoke it, then i tell my friend to load the next one but to make it small, needless to say he over filled the bowl, any other time i would have said hell yeah, but i just said **** it. So i take greens and pass it, and then my two other friends say they are done. so me and my friend half this fat ass bowl. Im baked as hell. We stop at the gas station to get some rock stars(best when stonne ) and i put the bud in the same pocket as my money. So i reach in my pocket and feel this huge lump im thinking "hell yeah i have a **** load of money" i pull the bag of weed out and am in shock. I stand there for what seemed like minutes just looking at the bag, then to the lady. Im thinking **** im ****ed, so i say "oh i left my change in the car..." and turn around, put the bud in my pocket and say "oh wait, it was right here..." thank god she didnt call the cops, that was one of the most scary things ever.

another stupid thing i have done so many freaking times, is i always smoke a cig while having a bowl, i dont know why but i just love it. But i always set the cig on my pants when i take a hit and some times i forget i put it there, i set it there so the cherry isnt on my pants but it gets nocked or burns down, so now i have like 3 different pants with burn marks on them