imported_hashman

Me and a cupple of friends were just done smoking out of a huka and my bro went up stairs to get his cd player to wash his car. He got half way down the stairs and he said, "sh*t i forgot my cd player", so he goes up and gets it then comes down stairs, where me and my friend were, and my friend goes "dude,why didnt you just use your car sterio?" My bro siad "oh ya i should" so he puts the cd player down and says "sh*t i forgot my keys up stairs" so he leaves the room then comes back and said "sorry guys i forgot my cd player" then he finaly goes upstairs and gets his keys.

DonkeyPunch

sorry... replied to wrong thread. nice to meet you, hashman!

Now, where's my keys and cd player?

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Colt45420

Probably the stupidest thing I ever did when I was high....Lets see...

Well my house was on the market because we were moving to a different house (still in the area, though).

So we always leave when people come to look at it.

One time I got real stoned in my room before leaving for when the people came. I left my bag just sitting on my coffee table because I forgot about it. Haha... I didn't realize until I got back. Luckily no one did anything about it.

That woulda been bad.

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flying_dutchmen

stupidest thing i ever did high?

when it was full dark once except for some moonlight i stepped on a snale, i usually do everything to avoid them

feel so sorry for the little guy

masterBeaner

went to a football game that i almost had to play that would be fun

Linear

The stupidest thing i've done high was count how many licks it took to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

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mmm Froot Loops

I just did this. My husband was working late and called and asked me to make something for supper, so there I was, making Manwich when I thought to myself "I'm hungry now, maybe I'll have a little snack to hold me over until my husband gets home"

(did I mention I had found 1/2 a spliff in the ashtray of my car today? oh yeah....... so I smoked that when I got home from work, before starting supper)

Anyways, back to my story, I thought it would be a good idea to eat a peanut butter sandwich. PEANUT BUTTER!!!

I thought that "the pasties" was something that only happens to highschool kids and that I had outgrown it. Nope, yuck. It's been a long time since I had the pasties.

bleh

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anonymity

Haha, are you that guy who was pissed about the spiders? What are you, a vegetarian or something?

Ilove#

Well, I love these threads, so I guess it's time I contribute for once. Me and a few friends decided to go see the third LOTR movie when it came out. So we got our tickets early (to make sure it wasn't sold out, gotta think ahead) then we went to the car to get high before the movie. So we all get really ripped, and then go back in like a half hour before the movie or something. So we go stand in line, and shoot the **** for a while. Finally, 5 minutes before the movie starts, and the line hasn't moved an inch, so wer're all wondering what's going on. Somone goes and checks the sign and.....



We were standing in line for the next showing of the movie, an hour later.

flying_dutchmen

hehe

no i just hate killing things

****ing usseles


well, at least i better than anyone anxious to unload guns on everything they see.