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Old 12-07-2004, 09:11 PM   #101
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443. close your eyes while your sitting down in a chair and try to lift your butt up.
444. think about the best **** you ever smoked
445. eat doritos
446. think about how all doritos flavors taste the same [I mean is bar b&q and gaulci-?(that green mexican sauce) supposed to taste the same]
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Old 12-07-2004, 11:16 PM   #102
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447. build up pillow/blanket barricades around all of your bed and try to shoot off the Federation of Corporate Bastards..
448. build yourself a foil helmet, so as to fend off the alien brain waves
449. bring a wood podium to a crowded street corner and start preaching about marijuana and alternate dimensions and other things while being super emotional about it.
450. say hello and meet random people on the street and try to hold a twenty minute conversation (i actually bet with my friends how long i can keep a stranger talking.)
451. sit down and realize that every person on this earth is surrounded by entities beyond our understanding!
452. struggle to find the numbers and periods for this damn thing on the num pad
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Old 12-08-2004, 01:23 AM   #103
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453. Build a mass Empire with Legos (Trust me, Its soo... sooooooo... ****ing FUN!)
454. Watch the movie "pi"
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Old 12-13-2004, 11:50 PM   #104
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455. Watch this Video....http://www.internetdj.com/media/eric...kingPlease.wmv Kind of Strange...But Good
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Old 12-14-2004, 01:37 PM   #105
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403: discuss with a friend your stratagies and plans for an impending ZOMBIE ATTACK, IN OTHER WORDS IF THE SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF THE MOVEIS 28 DAYS LATER OR DAWN OF THE DEAD HAPPENED WHAT WOULD YOU DO/WHERE WOULD YOU GO/WOULD YOU BE A LEADER,FOLLOWER,OR BE ONE OF THOSE LAME ASSES THAT DIES WITHIN THE FIRST 3 MINUTE AND HOW WOULD YOU STAY ALIVE
Dude ohmy god! hahaha, I've had one of those plans for as long as I can remember. I think mine is the best. First of all, I have a small arsenal at my house, so step one is to load that into the car, secure the house area, and collect my friends and family. Also, be sure to take more than one car. Travel in a convoy, it's safer. Anyway, I would then head immediatly to the gun store down the street and stock up on ammo and weapons. At this point i have two choices. If I only have a few people with me and expect rescue soon, I go to the Jiffy Lube right nex tto the gun store. Seal the place off, you know the pits under the car holder things? That's where we sleep. We lower the car holders at night or if under attack so the zombies cant get to us. For food there's a grocery store nearby. Plus we can post snipers on the roof to protect the parties going ot the store. If, on the other hand I have a large group of people with me or dont expect immediate rescue, the best bet I can figure is actually to hole up in the local Walmart. As we all know, they've got EVERYTHING at Walmart. This is also my emergency backup location in case plan A fails. At Walmart there's food, shelter, camping suplies, guns, ammo, water, televisions, RADIOS, etc etc etc. Plus, all the doors have those grates you can close on em.
lol I just realized how much I rambled. Everyone who heres my plan calls me nuts, but I say hey, better safe than sorry. And it's not just for zombies you know. What if something else happened? Anyway, I always thought it'd be kinda cool.
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:26 PM   #106
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Walmart would actually be a very cool place to hide out from zombies
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Old 12-14-2004, 06:12 PM   #107
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Hell yeah, I'd eat all those New York Bagel Crissp garlic things and the doughnuts. mmmmmmmm....delicious. And there's even an auto parts area so that if you needed to repair a vehicle you could do it. And hell, wh9ile you're at it you could even put in a sweet new sound system, rims, new tires, cool dangly things for the rearview, custom pedals, seat covers, and then you could mount guns and stuff on it using the tools in the home improvement section. I've got it even better since the Walmart in my town is literally right next to the Home Depot.
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Old 12-14-2004, 06:40 PM   #108
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Listen to Afro Man
Play Grand Theft Auto San Andreis
Take a Shower
Watch wresiling
Go outside and talk to chicks u don't even know
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Old 12-14-2004, 07:56 PM   #109
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461. Build the scene of "Bring out your dead!" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with legos. It is easy and fun to make things with legos of certain scenes from certain movies.
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Old 12-16-2004, 03:39 AM   #110
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462. Watch tv with no volume
463. play san andreas
467. sit and stare off into space
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