1000 Things to do while stoned. - Page 42

**Richi** · 04-24-2008, 02:03 AM

1433. Update the list of 1000 things to do while stoned...

Ms_Bauer · 05-02-2008, 11:05 AM

Hey guys,

Through experience i've found the littlest things can be mind blowing when getting stoned, even just normal household equipment.

1 # One thing i suggest doing among all the rest is watching windows media player to your favourite beats.. the patterns and illusions it makes on the "now playing" bit are very buzzy.

2# Going out and doing dodgy missions.. doing things that make you sketch out when really it wouldn't be that big a deal if anyone caught you.

3# Eating chocolate & savoury food! The taste is 20x more exquisit and mouth wattering.

4# Going swimming, the water is more intense.. either more cold or hot. But is a cool experience.

5# Playing with animals..

6# Watching a scary movie, or a movie with a twist.. or even watching a funny as movie.. your'll have the giggles for agggeeesss.

7# Playing sex games.. or just normal everyday board games and cards.. Snap is one of my favourites although the people i usually play it with get extremly agressive!! haha.

And thats all i can think of for now...

=]

**Richi** · 05-02-2008, 08:52 PM

Welcome Ms Bauer, good to have ya with us.

This is a list of 1000 things to do while stoned, and it's still counting. You're posts would make #'s 1434 to 1440...

So let the next one be....

1441. Welcome a new member, and explain the list of now almost 1 and a half - thousand things to do while stoned.

SpiralArchitect · 05-02-2008, 09:26 PM

1442. Pick up litter and garbage
1443. Find the links in my signature
1444. Read Fark.com

Freedom_User · 05-02-2008, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpiralArchitect

1442. Pick up litter and garbage
1443. Find the links in my signature
1444. Read Fark.com

1445: Litter and 2 days later pick it up
1446: Successfully found all links in SpiralArchitect sig with no help at all
1447: Laughed at Fark.com for a few minutes.

"US breast-feeding rates hit new high. Suck it, babies" Fark

raymielikeswillies · 05-19-2008, 05:54 PM

1448.diving.... when u hit the water its feel orgasmic
1449.taking off on a plane ... scary but well kool!!!
1550.get your hair cut at a really expensive barbers
1551.GO ON UTUBE AND LISTEN TO REM(losing my religion) AND WATCH THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS ON MUTE WHEN THE WORDS GO WITH PROGRAMME ITS MENTAL!!!!

Princess Krystal · 05-28-2008, 05:19 PM

the most fun thing to do i think is just sing.. sing and dance like no-one is looking.. eventhough.. half the time you don't even know people are watching.. o.0;;

one time in my friends car.. she turned on some rap music and i was singing to it, then turned it down real fast and i kept on singing and yeah.. about an hour later i realized there wasn't any music playing. lol. xD

brenden9904 · 06-02-2008, 09:36 AM

1552. Read about 1551 things to do while stoned, but only make it to #88, becuz skiing sux anyway and its for newbs. snowboarding is where its at.

Quote:

Originally Posted by imported_smokin-es-good

89.Go Skiing (MY ****in sport)

water · 06-03-2008, 06:42 AM

1553. play with an electric guitar. Even if you don't know how to play the guitar it is so much fun to sit there and make funny noises.
1554. constantly ask someone, "Did you get that thing I sent you?". Harvey Birdman anyone?

GreenQueenWench · 07-14-2008, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BowlMASTER

271: the claw ( a game where you run around and run into/hit people with the claw )claw discription- 1.extend your arm out in front of you fingers striaght
2.using your thumb, pointer and middle finger make a claw
3. hand in claw position bend it down
4.go wild its alot more fun when your high kinda like grab-ass with less grab and even less ass, cept if it is a girl ( just kidding unless your interested in that sort of thing ) it makes me giggle a bit ( I'm insane so if the gigling thing sounds weired then, thats to bad)
272: Go on a stoner journey (one of those walks where you never wanted to walk in the first place but once you start you cant stop )
273: buy all the pez you can carry ( mmm, Pez, I smile) <-- modified quote from Jonny the Homicidal Maniac regarding cherry brain freezy
274: chase a FUZZY WOODLAND CREATURE
275: do stupid things and then have a stupid thing doing contest
276: watch something that blinks ( WARNING!!! strobe lights can make you twitch )
277: have a stupid thing saying contest (SQUIRELAMOOSEYSQUIDFISHYTHINGY), I was thinking about fishys
278: flush a toilet and watch the water
279: kick the can/rock/pinecone it is fun except when you miss and are to lazy to move 2 steps or your on a stoner journey
280: fall asleep with a group of stoner friends after smoking, girls are prefered with me, if there are girls then no matter whose house I'm in I GET THE BED AND THE GIRLS CAN SHARE WITH ME they normally do ( not being perverted at all, it only gets as far as sleeping on eachother/them sleeping on me ) I respect girls and would rather have them sleep on me and wake up to that then wake up to a guy laying on me, and I will never take advantage of a girl ever, yes I am a guy but not a sex driven guy I think with the head on my sholders not the one in my pants.

I have ADHD AND I HAVE DONE ALL THAT I HAVE LISTED, CEPT FOR BLOWING SOMETHING UP ( while stoned mind you I have blown stuff up before while not stoned) I need to make a mental sticky note of that

From the mind of a master from the mind of Matt

This guy was stttooonnned, when he wrote this..

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