LagartoRey

Ja, so vun day Sven and Ole are out fishin' in da lake, and Sven, he gets a big vun on da line. So he starts pullin' and reelin' it up hard as he can, and vudduya know, it's not a fish at all, it's an old lookin' lamp. So Sven, he picks up da lamp and tries to clean some of da crud off da side, and *poof* out pops da genie. Da genie says to Sven, "Sven, since you freed me from da lamp I'm gonna grant you vun vish." So Sven, he doesn't even wait a second, he says, "I vish dat dis whole lake wuz turned to beer." As soon as he says it, da genie, she snaps her fingers and da whole lake turns to beer. So Ole turns around and says, "Dammit, Sven, now I gots to piss in da boat!"


I'm sorry, I know it's not that funny, but if you could hear the accent you would all be laughing hysterically.

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NeoArcadian

I have heard that joke before but you added a spin to it.

It would have been really funny if I heard it being spoken by some german guy while I am high but I don't see that happening anytime soon so...

It was OK, keep on trying though, shows potential.

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krtbear

Hearing a swede pull that one would of been haralious, maybe not the joke but the way he talks would get me laughing... It's ok and as neo said it shows potential, work on it

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