NeoArcadian

Ok so this is a joke I remember but can't remember where I heard it from.

Three guys die and go to heaven. One is named Paul, one George, and one Tom.

When they arrive in heaven St. Peter is sitting outside the pearly gates waiting for them. He motions them towards the gates and opens them. When the look through the gates they see a field of millions of ducks and on the other side of the field is heaven.

St. Peter tells them not to step on a duck or they will pay for it for all eternity.

So Paul tries to go through it quickly and steps on a duck. St. Peter tells him too bad and he is strapped to a wild bear for all eternity.

George goes but is so concentrated on the ducks that he trips on a rock and lands on a duck. Too bad St. Peter tells his then he straps him to a troll for all eternity.

By this time Tom has figured it out and makes his way slowly but safely to heaven. When he arrives there he is strapped to the most beutiful woman in the world.

"I don't know what I did to deserve this for all eternity." says Tom.

I don't know what you did," says the woman, "but I stepped on a duck."

What do you think?

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