NeoArcadian

I have no idea where I heard it from but it goes something like this:

Three kids are out shooting random things with their new b-b guns when their mom calls them in for dinner. She tells them to give her their b-b guns and go wash up while she finishes making a cake. As she puts the b-bs away three of them fall into the cake batter without her noticing.

So the kids eat dinner and enjoy their cake for desert and then go back outside to play.

A few minutes later one of the boys comes in and says, "Mom, I have something to tell you."

"What is it dear," asks his mother.

"I was peeing and a b-b came out"

A few minutes later one of the boys comes in and says, "Mom, I have something to tell you."

"What is it dear," asks his mother.

"I was peeing and a b-b came out"

"Well that is odd." says the mother.

A few minutes later the third boy comes in and says, "Mom, I have something to tell you."

"Let me guess," says his mother, "You were peeing and a b-b came out."

"No," the boy says, "I was jacking off behind the shed and I shot the dog."

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lillifterchick

LMFAO

Chronic Smoker

Hey good joke i'll have to remember that one. Haha heck i will copy n paste it for later reference.

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