The ocean...

krtbear · 10-12-2004, 10:36 PM

Everytime a whale mates only around 10% of the sperm will make it to it's desired location, leaving an enormous amount, 90% (370 Gallons) in the water it mated in.

And you always wonder why the ocean was so salty! lol

LagartoRey · 10-13-2004, 12:30 AM

I've been to the ocean only once, and now I ain't never goin' back. Thank you very much.

krtbear · 10-13-2004, 12:33 AM

Haha, agreed.

NeoArcadian · 10-13-2004, 08:32 AM

Holy crap man.

I have never been to the ocean and now I know why. Can you imagine if humans were like that? "Sorry mam, didn't mean to make a mess in your appartment but I can't really help it."

Either way, not much of a joke, just a horrible, slightly amusing bit o' info.

krtbear · 10-13-2004, 01:30 PM

Not a joke, just crude humor I reckon

nickpdx · 10-18-2004, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoArcadian

Holy crap man.

I have never been to the ocean and now I know why. Can you imagine if humans were like that? "Sorry mam, didn't mean to make a mess in your appartment but I can't really help it."

Either way, not much of a joke, just a horrible, slightly amusing bit o' info.

Make a mess? More like flood.

10-12-2004, 10:36 PM	#1
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LagartoRey New Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 47 Grams: 1,806.85 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I've been to the ocean only once, and now I ain't never goin' back. Thank you very much. __________________ I like my women like I like my coffee: Sweet, creamy, hot, and wet.

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NeoArcadian Jr. Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 966 Grams: 2,567.20 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Holy crap man. I have never been to the ocean and now I know why. Can you imagine if humans were like that? "Sorry mam, didn't mean to make a mess in your appartment but I can't really help it." Either way, not much of a joke, just a horrible, slightly amusing bit o' info. __________________ "Hammered like a blacksmith, Stoned like a mountain." ME.

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