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Old 10-12-2004, 09:36 PM   #1
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Default The ocean...

Everytime a whale mates only around 10% of the sperm will make it to it's desired location, leaving an enormous amount, 90% (370 Gallons) in the water it mated in.

And you always wonder why the ocean was so salty! lol


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Old 10-12-2004, 11:30 PM   #2
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I've been to the ocean only once, and now I ain't never goin' back. Thank you very much.
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Old 10-12-2004, 11:33 PM   #3
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Haha, agreed.
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Old 10-13-2004, 07:32 AM   #4
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Holy crap man.

I have never been to the ocean and now I know why. Can you imagine if humans were like that? "Sorry mam, didn't mean to make a mess in your appartment but I can't really help it."

Either way, not much of a joke, just a horrible, slightly amusing bit o' info.
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Old 10-13-2004, 12:30 PM   #5
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Not a joke, just crude humor I reckon



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Old 10-18-2004, 03:42 AM   #6
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Holy crap man.

I have never been to the ocean and now I know why. Can you imagine if humans were like that? "Sorry mam, didn't mean to make a mess in your appartment but I can't really help it."

Either way, not much of a joke, just a horrible, slightly amusing bit o' info.
Make a mess? More like flood.
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