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This guy walks into a bar and catches site of a panda bear sitting at the bar eating peanuts not far from him. he shrugges and orders his beer. soon after, the panda gets up from his stool, takes a gun from his fur and shoots once and leaves the bar. The guy gets the shock of his life and takes off. a couple of days later he walks into the same bar and the same thing happens; the panda sits eating peanuts, gets up, shoots and gets the hell out...
the next day he walks in carefully and spots the panda sitting and eating. he orders a drink, downs it and walks over to the panda. 'listen mate', he starts, 'this thing you do, eating and shooting, has to stop, ok!'. the panda looks at him kinda wierd, and says 'but that's what panda's do, mate'. 'no it's not!!' the guy exclaims as the panda takes out a dictionary. 'see', it says says, 'panda: eats shoots and leaves!'