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scootertrash

did you here about the blonde that graduated college?
































































me either

 

ZeppelinHero

haha blonde jokes crack me up. i dont know any but good post

Hamez_444

This is the best blonds joke!

EndlessDissent

What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?


Locking the car doors.

blondie0420

This one is well-suited for this forum:
Q. What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A. A dope ring.


Took me a second to get it.

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Perplexed Pixie

so a blond is at the gates of heaven and shes waitin in line....when shes hearin all the comation .....when she asked whats going on they told her well they have to drill these holes in your back and head so can get your wings and halo sha sais OMG Idont think so.....well mam they said if you dont you go to hell where you'll raped and sodomised for all of eternity......
she said ok I alrady have holes for that

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midnighttokergi

what does a blonde do after sex?opens the car door

midnighttokergi

A Blonde and a redhead enterd an elevator with a fine looking gentleman and notices he has dandruff the redhead says"he could use some head and shoulders" The blonde replies "how do you give shoulders"

As Indignant

i heard this in third grade. but it was funny so i'll share it:

Ok so, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunett get locked up in jail. They break out. When they get outside there are 2 security guards, one hears something so he points his flashlight at the first one to break out (the red head). She says "Meow". So the security guard was like "ohh its just a cat" and moved on. Then the brunett broke out and hid in a bush. The other security guard pointed his flashlight in her direction. To this she said "meow". So the security guard was like "oh, its just another cat." Then the blonde breaks out. She's starts climbing the concrete fence. When she finally gets on top a spotlight is pointed on her. She shouts up to the watch tower "ITS JUST ANOTHER CAT!"


this one is better:

a blonde, a brunett, and a redhead decide to rob an armory. The armory is gaurded by marines armed with guns. There is also a shooting range facing the other way. When the marines spot the three stealing guns, they point their guns at the girls and say "FREEZE". The Brunett points and says "LOOK A TORNADO!" The marines look away and the girls get away safely.

The next day the girls decide they need to go get amunition from the same armory. When the marines spot them and say "FREEZE!" The red head points and says "HURRICANE!". The girls get away safely.

Now, the next day they decide they want silencers. They go down and steal them. The marine's spot them. They are caught red handed. The blonde has an idea. She points and says "FIRE!"

If you didn't get that joke read it again.

Lit_Match

So this blonde chick has been out all night drinking and partying. She knows her husband doesn't like her out so late so she needs to sneak back in. When she closes the front door she hears her husband lean up in bed. She thinks fast, remembers they own a coocoo clock and begins projecting the coo's as though it were only 11 o'clock. Amazed with herself she sneaks into bed. The next morning she noticed a questionable look on her husband's face. She asked him what was bothering him, he said, "well, last night I was woken up by the coocoo clock". She asked "whats wrong with that?", and he said, "well, it cooed twice then threw up, cooed once more and it said "f*ck" and tripped over the coffee table, cooed 20 more times and went "phew".

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