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Yes, Mitch Hedberg IS the best comedian of all time (or something like that).

While I could go on for hours posting his quotes and jokes, so instead I will mention one that I like very much, and leave it to the rest of you to post your favourite [Canadian spelling of favorite is with a 'u'].

It is important to note that this will not be his exact wording, because I'm too lazy to pop in his CD.

And I quote:

"Waiting for the AIDS test results are scary, which is why I like to take the round-and-about (I think that's what he calls it) AIDS test. I call up my friend:

"Hey, Rick, do you know anyone who has AIDS?...No?...Good.......Cause you know me."

It's all about delivery so maybe it's not as funny written as it would be to hear it.

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yea I have XM and he is freakin hysterical.........Although Dave Atell(not sure of last name but he's pretty popular) is freakin funny as sh!t also...when he talks about liking all alcohol except eggnog I freakin crak up..."Eggnog is just elf cum...you might as well just spread it on your back and smack yourself in the ass" oh jesus... I am rollin' on the floor just thinkin' about that bit. And you are right about Mitch, you could never do him justice on a messege board...his delivery is priceless.

CattyWildManZ

I hate to tell you this but Mitch Hedburg died a while ago, I believe it was a year or so ago.

but he is a funny guy...

Mitch used to do drugs......just used to...

RIP
Mitch Hedburg

Bong Master

never heard of him but sounds like hes funny as hell

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RIP
Mitch Hedberg
1968 - March 20, 2005

Mitch died of heart failure on March 20th... it was not apparent whether he was on heroine at the time, though he had a habit of doing it. His family has a website... and made a memorial t-shirt inspired by one of his jokes:

http://www.mitchhedberg.net/

"Acid is my favorite drug 'cause it opened up my mind... because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine... I saw through the bull-****." - Comical Genius Boy

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I was aware that he died but that doesn't change the fact that he rocks my world.

"My friend went to use my phone, he's like

'Do I need to dial nine?'
'Yea..................especially if it's in the number. You could try 4 and 5 back to back real quick.'"

"I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle."

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I was like, 'no........ but I want a regular banana later, so...........yeaaaa'"

"I was walking with my friend and he was like, 'I hear music'...as though there's any other way to take it in. I tried to taste it once. It did not work."

One of my personal favourites:

"I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist................(pause).....................t hat's not a full joke right there."

Drunk Monkey

Sounds like a funny guy Dave Chapelle is ****in hilarious to

ZiggyBlues

I shall download a video! ...


RIP Mitch

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negaDuck

Mitch has always been one of my favorites...too many good jokes to just name one. The world has lost alot this year, with him and Pryor leaving us.

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Dark

yea, hes good. his delivery is very repetitious tho. I guess it is part of his act, but it just got a lil old for me. his jokes are funny, but his delivery jus dusnt work for me at all

RIP