Plainsman1963

A lady was flying down the highway when she passed over a bridge and in her rear view mirror saw a police car pull out from underneath the bridge where he had been sitting.

As the cherries started to flash, she pulled over and waited for the officer to approach her car.

The cop leaned down into her window and with that smirk so many have asked "I have you clocked on my radar gun going 6 mph over the speed limit".
"Where are you going in such a hurry, little lady?".

She answered, "I am heading to work".

Officer: "And what is it you do"?

Lady: "I'm a rectum stretcher".

Officer (with a baffled look on his face): "Rectum stretcher"? "What the heck is a rectum stretcher"?

Lady: "Well, you see...I slowly and gently insert one finger into the rectum..Then two...Three..Four, until I have my entire hand in. Than I carefully wiggle my hand back and forth until I can place my other hand beside it".
"Then I streeeetch my hands apart until the rectum is about 6 feet wide".

Officer: "And what do you do with a 6 foot asshole"?

Lady: "Give him a radar gun and park him under a bridge".

Speeding ticket: $120.00
Court Costs: $40.00
Look on the Cops face: Priceless