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tokintom · 05-08-2006, 12:00 AM

So, the three top enginers form Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo are standing at the urinals. The guy from Sony finishes and goes to wash his hands. He very, very, meticulously cleans every bit of water off his hands, saying "At Sony, were are tought to be extreamly professional." The guy from microsoft finishes and washes his hands. He then takes one paper towel and gets every drop of water of using every square of the paper towel, saying, "At Microsoft, were are tought not only to be professional, but also effiecient." So, the guy from nintendo finishes and heads striaght for the door. Shouting over his shoulder, "At nintendo... we don't pee on our hands!"

Sorry the word isn't professional, but i couldn't think of it.

Yoda · 05-08-2006, 01:07 AM

Its alright, I got a mild chuckle.

**Sofa King** · 05-08-2006, 03:15 AM

Good one Tok.

05-08-2006, 12:00 AM	#1
tokintom Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 100 Grams: 1,407.30 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	The little guy. So, the three top enginers form Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo are standing at the urinals. The guy from Sony finishes and goes to wash his hands. He very, very, meticulously cleans every bit of water off his hands, saying "At Sony, were are tought to be extreamly professional." The guy from microsoft finishes and washes his hands. He then takes one paper towel and gets every drop of water of using every square of the paper towel, saying, "At Microsoft, were are tought not only to be professional, but also effiecient." So, the guy from nintendo finishes and heads striaght for the door. Shouting over his shoulder, "At nintendo... we don't pee on our hands!" Sorry the word isn't professional, but i couldn't think of it. __________________ Early one morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew there swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, came and killed the two dead boys. If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

05-08-2006, 03:15 AM	#3
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05-08-2006, 01:07 AM	#2
Yoda New Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 74 Grams: 920.45 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Its alright, I got a mild chuckle.

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