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90minuteIPA · 05-10-2006, 01:07 AM

Guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to line up 5 shots of whiskey. The bartender complies and the guy quaffs them down one after another. The bartender curious asks the man what the occaision was. The guy replies, "Oh, I just had my first blowjob". The bartender chuckles and offers to pour him another. The guy shakes his head and tell the bartender, "Thanks, but if the first 5 shots of whiskey didn't get the taste out of my mouth the 6th probably won't help much!"

**Sofa King** · 05-10-2006, 01:31 AM

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homemadebubbler · 05-10-2006, 01:40 AM

Hilarious. I love it.

volcomstoner · 05-10-2006, 02:20 AM

that made me giggle.

keep tokin!

sultry · 06-07-2006, 07:28 PM

06-07-2006, 07:30 PM

uh uh

Midnightsmoker · 06-07-2006, 09:08 PM

Thanks for making me chuckle 90minuteIPA.

imported_dankbudsonly · 06-08-2006, 05:07 AM

LOL. Very funny.

iwishiwasbaked · 06-22-2006, 04:15 AM

I remeber this one out of a joke book in barnes and noble, still funny as hell

weedwarder · 06-24-2006, 09:13 PM

That shit is nasty and funny at the same time shug.

05-10-2006, 01:07 AM	#1
90minuteIPA Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 677 Grams: 932.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	First Blowjob. Guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to line up 5 shots of whiskey. The bartender complies and the guy quaffs them down one after another. The bartender curious asks the man what the occaision was. The guy replies, "Oh, I just had my first blowjob". The bartender chuckles and offers to pour him another. The guy shakes his head and tell the bartender, "Thanks, but if the first 5 shots of whiskey didn't get the taste out of my mouth the 6th probably won't help much!"

05-10-2006, 01:31 AM	#2
Sofa King AKA: SmokeTwoJoints Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,535 Grams: 5,710.38 Groans: 2 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 273 Thanked 234 Times in 152 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	........ __________________ Posting Guidelines ** ** CDXX ** Because every Doobie needs a Brother "If you french fry when your supposed to pizza, your gonna have a bad time." "If you truly feel the need to medicate yourself, please put down the chemicals & stick to the herb." Mawg, The Toyes "Maybe I'll just get a litte bit high." Towelie LAKERS * STEELERS * ANGELS * DUCKS

05-10-2006, 01:40 AM	#3
homemadebubbler Blue Bubblin' Bubbler Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,916 Grams: 7,128.32 Groans: 3 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 77 Thanked 88 Times in 49 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Hilarious. I love it. __________________ When they took the 4th Amendment away I was quiet because I didnt deal drugs//When they took the 6th Amendment away I was quiet because Id never been arrested//When they took the 2nd Amendment away I was quiet because I didnt own a gun//Now they took the 1st Amendment and all I can do is be quiet...

05-10-2006, 02:20 AM	#4
volcomstoner Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 973 Grams: 1,453.70 Groans: 3 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 5 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	that made me giggle. keep tokin! __________________ Big man, pig man. Ha ha charade you are...

06-07-2006, 07:28 PM	#5
sultry New Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 62 Grams: 668.60 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	hehe

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06-07-2006, 07:30 PM	#6
Mamabudz Posts: n/a Grams: 0 [Check] Stock Portfolio Total Value: Gain/Loss: %	uh uh

06-07-2006, 09:08 PM	#7
Midnightsmoker Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,074 Grams: 480.75 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Thanks for making me chuckle 90minuteIPA.

06-08-2006, 05:07 AM	#8
imported_dankbudsonly Sr. Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 431 Grams: 2,714.85 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 32 Times in 21 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	LOL. Very funny. __________________ White Widow 2007 Grow Journal

06-22-2006, 04:15 AM	#9
iwishiwasbaked New Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 53 Grams: 801.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I remeber this one out of a joke book in barnes and noble, still funny as hell

06-24-2006, 09:13 PM	#10
weedwarder New Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5 Grams: 822.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Funny That shit is nasty and funny at the same time shug.

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