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**Sec** · 05-15-2006, 05:22 PM

Four nuns were lined up at the pearly gate. St Peter asked the first nun if she had any sins to confess. She said she had "once gazed upon a man's penis". St. Peter said, "wash your eyes out with this holy water and go on in, you are forgiven". So she did and went into heaven.

The second nun approached St. Peter and he asked her, "Have you any sins to confess my child"? The nun said "I once touched a man's penis". St. Peter told her to wash her hands in the holy water and enter into heaven.

The nun that had been standing 4th in line now cut in front of the nun that was standing third in line to get into heaven. St. Peter said, "Whoa, what are you doing"? "There is plenty of room in heaven, you don't need to crowd to the front of the line".

The nun replied: "I'm sorry, I just wanted to wash my mouth out with that holy water before she sat in it".

BongMaster · 05-15-2006, 08:00 PM

oooh , thats nasty, did nuns murder your family or something? why do you have a nun gruge?

P.S. flying nuns are my personal favorite kind of nun.

damn in high

homemadebubbler · 05-15-2006, 08:32 PM

haha thats pretty good. I was expecting something else (that she pissed in the holy water) but good non the less

90minuteIPA · 05-16-2006, 03:27 AM

Got me rolling!

**Sofa King** · 05-16-2006, 04:06 PM

I love that joke. I had forgot about it. I had heard it years ago, a little different but basically the same joke. Thanks for bringing it back to life.

volcomstoner · 05-16-2006, 07:33 PM

Nun jokes are the shit.
Rock on man!!
Herra funny. hehe

keep tokin!!

valleryhope · 06-10-2006, 04:16 AM

I just loved it..great one......lmao...

iwishiwasbaked · 06-22-2006, 04:26 AM

ooo thats a good one I havnt heard

sultry · 06-23-2006, 12:40 AM

tff ...... that's great

***Plainsman1963*** · 06-23-2006, 01:04 AM

Welcome to The Lounge, Sec. Nice to see ya over here.

Edit: I need to look at the date on the first post...

05-15-2006, 05:22 PM	#1
Sec Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,233 Grams: 37,779.63 Groans: 15 Groaned at 29 Times in 24 Posts Thanks: 664 Thanked 1,483 Times in 913 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Nuns in Heaven Four nuns were lined up at the pearly gate. St Peter asked the first nun if she had any sins to confess. She said she had "once gazed upon a man's penis". St. Peter said, "wash your eyes out with this holy water and go on in, you are forgiven". So she did and went into heaven. The second nun approached St. Peter and he asked her, "Have you any sins to confess my child"? The nun said "I once touched a man's penis". St. Peter told her to wash her hands in the holy water and enter into heaven. The nun that had been standing 4th in line now cut in front of the nun that was standing third in line to get into heaven. St. Peter said, "Whoa, what are you doing"? "There is plenty of room in heaven, you don't need to crowd to the front of the line". The nun replied: "I'm sorry, I just wanted to wash my mouth out with that holy water before she sat in it".

05-15-2006, 08:00 PM	#2
BongMaster Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 182 Grams: 2,124.51 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 4 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	flying nuns oooh , thats nasty, did nuns murder your family or something? why do you have a nun gruge? P.S. flying nuns are my personal favorite kind of nun. damn in high

05-15-2006, 08:32 PM	#3
homemadebubbler Blue Bubblin' Bubbler Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,920 Grams: 7,162.02 Groans: 3 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 78 Thanked 89 Times in 50 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	haha thats pretty good. I was expecting something else (that she pissed in the holy water) but good non the less __________________ When they took the 4th Amendment away I was quiet because I didnt deal drugs//When they took the 6th Amendment away I was quiet because Id never been arrested//When they took the 2nd Amendment away I was quiet because I didnt own a gun//Now they took the 1st Amendment and all I can do is be quiet...

05-16-2006, 04:06 PM	#5
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05-16-2006, 07:33 PM	#6
volcomstoner Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 973 Grams: 1,455.70 Groans: 3 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 5 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Nun jokes are the shit. Rock on man!! Herra funny. hehe keep tokin!! __________________ Big man, pig man. Ha ha charade you are...

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05-16-2006, 03:27 AM	#4
90minuteIPA Jr. Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 677 Grams: 932.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Got me rolling!

06-10-2006, 04:16 AM	#7
valleryhope New Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14 Grams: 666.70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I just loved it..great one......lmao...

06-22-2006, 04:26 AM	#8
iwishiwasbaked New Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 53 Grams: 801.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	ooo thats a good one I havnt heard

06-23-2006, 12:40 AM	#9
sultry New Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 62 Grams: 668.60 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	tff ...... that's great

06-23-2006, 01:04 AM	#10
*Plainsman1963* Advisor Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 5,281 Groans: 28 Groaned at 7 Times in 7 Posts Thanks: 545 Thanked 1,196 Times in 608 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Welcome to The Lounge, Sec. Nice to see ya over here. Edit: I need to look at the date on the first post... __________________ "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." - Claire Wolfe Posting Guidelines

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