Nuns in Heaven

***Sec*** · 05-15-2006, 06:22 PM

Four nuns were lined up at the pearly gate. St Peter asked the first nun if she had any sins to confess. She said she had "once gazed upon a man's penis". St. Peter said, "wash your eyes out with this holy water and go on in, you are forgiven". So she did and went into heaven.

The second nun approached St. Peter and he asked her, "Have you any sins to confess my child"? The nun said "I once touched a man's penis". St. Peter told her to wash her hands in the holy water and enter into heaven.

The nun that had been standing 4th in line now cut in front of the nun that was standing third in line to get into heaven. St. Peter said, "Whoa, what are you doing"? "There is plenty of room in heaven, you don't need to crowd to the front of the line".

The nun replied: "I'm sorry, I just wanted to wash my mouth out with that holy water before she sat in it".

BongMaster · 05-15-2006, 09:00 PM

oooh , thats nasty, did nuns murder your family or something? why do you have a nun gruge?

P.S. flying nuns are my personal favorite kind of nun.

damn in high

homemadebubbler · 05-15-2006, 09:32 PM

haha thats pretty good. I was expecting something else (that she pissed in the holy water) but good non the less

90minuteIPA · 05-16-2006, 04:27 AM

Got me rolling!

**Sofa King** · 05-16-2006, 05:06 PM

I love that joke. I had forgot about it. I had heard it years ago, a little different but basically the same joke. Thanks for bringing it back to life.

volcomstoner · 05-16-2006, 08:33 PM

Nun jokes are the shit.
Rock on man!!
Herra funny. hehe

keep tokin!!

valleryhope · 06-10-2006, 05:16 AM

I just loved it..great one......lmao...

iwishiwasbaked · 06-22-2006, 05:26 AM

ooo thats a good one I havnt heard

sultry · 06-23-2006, 01:40 AM

tff ...... that's great

05-15-2006, 06:22 PM	#1
*Sec* Asst. Administrator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,912 Thanks: 1,166 Thanked 2,608 Times in 1,644 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Nuns in Heaven Four nuns were lined up at the pearly gate. St Peter asked the first nun if she had any sins to confess. She said she had "once gazed upon a man's penis". St. Peter said, "wash your eyes out with this holy water and go on in, you are forgiven". So she did and went into heaven. The second nun approached St. Peter and he asked her, "Have you any sins to confess my child"? The nun said "I once touched a man's penis". St. Peter told her to wash her hands in the holy water and enter into heaven. The nun that had been standing 4th in line now cut in front of the nun that was standing third in line to get into heaven. St. Peter said, "Whoa, what are you doing"? "There is plenty of room in heaven, you don't need to crowd to the front of the line". The nun replied: "I'm sorry, I just wanted to wash my mouth out with that holy water before she sat in it".

05-15-2006, 09:00 PM	#2
BongMaster Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 182 Grams: 3,893.06 Thanks: 4 Thanked 8 Times in 6 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	flying nuns oooh , thats nasty, did nuns murder your family or something? why do you have a nun gruge? P.S. flying nuns are my personal favorite kind of nun. damn in high

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homemadebubbler Always bubblin' Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,488 Grams: 303.01 Thanks: 556 Thanked 377 Times in 194 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	haha thats pretty good. I was expecting something else (that she pissed in the holy water) but good non the less __________________ When they took the 4th Amendment away I was quiet because I didnt deal drugs//When they took the 6th Amendment away I was quiet because Id never been arrested//When they took the 2nd Amendment away I was quiet because I didnt own a gun//Now they took the 1st Amendment and all I can do is be quiet...

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Sofa King SSV User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,004 Grams: 53,151.33 Thanks: 638 Thanked 595 Times in 378 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I love that joke. I had forgot about it. I had heard it years ago, a little different but basically the same joke. Thanks for bringing it back to life. __________________ Posting GuidelinesMJ.com .Chat ** ** CDXX ** .. .......... LAKERS * STEELERS * ANGELS * DUCKS

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volcomstoner Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 969 Grams: 4,722.00 Thanks: 5 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Nun jokes are the shit. Rock on man!! Herra funny. hehe keep tokin!! __________________ Big man, pig man. Ha ha charade you are...

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