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Old 05-16-2006, 04:16 PM   #1
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Default The Bathtub Test.

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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the
criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized. Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we
offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub." Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."
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Old 05-16-2006, 07:28 PM   #2
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LOL. thats hella funny.
I don't think I'd be smart enough to pull the plug.
Definitly would chose the bucket.
Plus it makes draining the tub a lot more interesting.

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Old 05-16-2006, 07:34 PM   #3
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LOL. thats hella funny.
I don't think I'd be smart enough to pull the plug.
Definitly would chose the bucket.

I thought the same thing when I first read this one.
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:42 PM   #4
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youd have to use all 3 to completely empty the tub
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I would have jumped in and pushed all the water out
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lmao that was awesome....i would have picked the bucket as well....lol
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