Sofa King

On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter. In
his highly aroused state, her husband readily
agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more
than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find
her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer
was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning,! and
therefore, they
were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling
nearly$1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the bank which were worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they
were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that
for the more than
three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied
and these were the
results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
I'd had any idea what you
were doing, I would have given you all my
business!"



You know, sometimes, we just don't know when
to keep our mouths shut.

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shroominpothead

haha thats fucked up

volcomstoner

you would do the same thing.


lol.
thats hella funny though.
that shit should be her money.
maybe i should start doing that....

keep tokin!!

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Big man, pig man. Ha ha charade you are...

FullClip

you know him or somethin?

BongMan420

I kinda don't get it.

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The wife saved up all the money that she charged him for having sex. The husband basically said "If I knew what you were doing I would have only paid you for sex"

shroominpothead

pfffft i would never pay for sex... just whip out the ol' 8in donkey

Yeah we know each other

BongMan420

AHHHHH so he was admitting that he was used to doing that and was sorry he didn't give her all the business LOL that is pretty funny I wish I would have caught that in the joke I'm slow sometimes with simple things. I tend to look past the punchline. LOL

FullClip

HAHA yeah dont over think on this one lol.