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Old 05-19-2006, 03:21 AM   #1
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A short skinny white guy walks into an elevator. He stands next to a huge black guy and just stares at him. The large black guy says "7ft tall -350ponds - 20 inch cock - left testicle is 3pounds and right testicle is 3 pounds - Turner Brown". The white guy passes out and collapses.
After a few minutes the large black guy makes the small skinny white guy come to. The white guy then says "what did u say to me". The large black guy says "every time ppl look at me i know there bout to ask me some questions, so id thort id answer before u asked me" Im 7ft tall - i weigh 350 pounds - i have a 20inch cock - my left and right testicle both weigh 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown..."TUNER BROWN" the white guy says. "Sweet jesus, I thort u said TURN AROUND".
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:26 AM   #2
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I don't think I get it.
Did he get ass raped? Or what the fuck happened? Why did he turn around... why did he pass out.
hmmm sorry.
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:30 AM   #3
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no he didnt get ass raped lol.

The buig black guy said his name was Turner Brown, but the whit guy thort he said Turn around, so he passed out.
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that was fucking A!!! although being the PC chap that i am i'd just say big guy instead of big black guy, but hey: it's all relative.
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