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SonicDaChronic

A short skinny white guy walks into an elevator. He stands next to a huge black guy and just stares at him. The large black guy says "7ft tall -350ponds - 20 inch cock - left testicle is 3pounds and right testicle is 3 pounds - Turner Brown". The white guy passes out and collapses.
After a few minutes the large black guy makes the small skinny white guy come to. The white guy then says "what did u say to me". The large black guy says "every time ppl look at me i know there bout to ask me some questions, so id thort id answer before u asked me" Im 7ft tall - i weigh 350 pounds - i have a 20inch cock - my left and right testicle both weigh 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown..."TUNER BROWN" the white guy says. "Sweet jesus, I thort u said TURN AROUND".

 

volcomstoner

I don't think I get it.
Did he get ass raped? Or what the fuck happened? Why did he turn around... why did he pass out.
hmmm sorry.

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SonicDaChronic

no he didnt get ass raped lol.

The buig black guy said his name was Turner Brown, but the whit guy thort he said Turn around, so he passed out.

Hashishi

that was fucking A!!! although being the PC chap that i am i'd just say big guy instead of big black guy, but hey: it's all relative.

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