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**Sofa King** · 06-12-2006, 03:58 PM

>
> A very bitchy unattractive, mean woman walks into Walmart with her
>two kids.
>
> She has a nasty looking tattoo on each arm and rotten teeth.To make
>it even worse, she's wearing flip flops and has long, filthy toenails
>
> The Walmart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?
>
> The ugly bitch says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger
>one, she's 7. "Why?... Do you think they look alike?"
>
> "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got
>laid twice"!

iwishiwasbaked · 06-22-2006, 04:11 AM

ahaha thats a good one

**Sec** · 06-24-2006, 11:52 PM

Really funny; especially if you are like me and pictured an 80 year old WalMart greeter actually saying that.

dreamer · 07-02-2006, 09:21 AM

what walmart greeter isnt 80??

XJX you post a lot of funny jokes

imported_BuDToKa · 07-02-2006, 02:33 PM

Heh. But I thought Wal Mart greeters were all nice?

HAH!

06-12-2006, 03:58 PM	#1
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06-22-2006, 04:11 AM	#2
iwishiwasbaked New Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 53 Grams: 801.35 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	ahaha thats a good one

06-24-2006, 11:52 PM	#3
Sec Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,233 Grams: 37,779.63 Groans: 15 Groaned at 29 Times in 24 Posts Thanks: 664 Thanked 1,483 Times in 913 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Really funny; especially if you are like me and pictured an 80 year old WalMart greeter actually saying that.

07-02-2006, 09:21 AM	#4
dreamer i aint no jr member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,023 Grams: 3,331.76 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 21 Thanked 40 Times in 25 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	what walmart greeter isnt 80?? XJX you post a lot of funny jokes

07-02-2006, 02:33 PM	#5
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