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Old 06-12-2006, 04:58 PM   #1
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> A very bitchy unattractive, mean woman walks into Walmart with her
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> She has a nasty looking tattoo on each arm and rotten teeth.To make
>it even worse, she's wearing flip flops and has long, filthy toenails
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> The Walmart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?
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> The ugly bitch says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger
>one, she's 7. "Why?... Do you think they look alike?"
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> "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got
>laid twice"!
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Old 06-22-2006, 05:11 AM   #2
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ahaha thats a good one
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Really funny; especially if you are like me and pictured an 80 year old WalMart greeter actually saying that.
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what walmart greeter isnt 80??
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Heh. But I thought Wal Mart greeters were all nice?

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